Rick

Godzilla Pabst Blue Ribbon poster

I would probably sell a few kidneys for a framed version of this poster

I think Barbie having all the stereotypical Barbie traits at the start *except* for liking her boyfriend is kind of an admission that Hollywood has no idea how to make something that's both feminist and heterosexual.

I think pretty much everyone under thirty with politics has slotted "anti-Israel" in there because the videos are just actually that horrifying.

The three people who real a lot of articles online but don't use adblock are holding up the entire economy

Why is everything like this now.

He's bluesky's "one guy visible in the mirror" at the vampire party.

I think it's really bad for our souls to just have these monstrous crimes as the white noise of our era, like a clip from Woodstock to establish something takes place in the 60s

Gentle reminder that I am going to be on TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES (!!!!) on Monday for an evening of programming that we put together. I hope you'll be able to tune in. Love y'all.

I can admit "one day he'll do a serious one and it'll rock everyone" was my biggest whiff.

jeffery epstein, fresh from his busy day of illegal sexual trafficking with the most powerful politicians and figures in the world: time to email my friends about this on my gmail account

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

my fellow americans this is former president and avowed homosexual bill clinton, reaching out with a casual reminder that I’ve always been into dudes. it was an honor to be your gay president

The existence of Gordon Lightfoot zoomers is the most validating thing in the world to My Mom specifically.

Let’s also not forget that Nakadai was the first guy who got to gush an absolute geyser of blood in a samurai movie, a happy accident that became a trope.

(this short interview with Nakadai is delightful)

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

Oscar Fever

my buddies!

hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up

like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane

again find it bizarre that national dem leaders avoid the topic of ICE even on here but have time to congratulate an unpopular former speaker on their retirement from insider trading at 85

At last we are recreating the Mad Men office environment from the hit TV show “don’t recreate the Mad Men office environment”

This lady threw all of us in to the abyss btw. As bad as Biden is its really her and RBG's fault at the end of the day

Hillary Clinton on the generational shift on Israel inside the Democrats. "We have done a miserable job teaching young people history. "And, you know, those of us who have lived through it, I went to Israel for the first time in 1980, so a long time ago, and I've been back many times. And obviously, you know, with my husband, deeply involved in all kinds of activities to support Israel and to try to be as helpful as possible. But it was astonishing to me because I had so many conversations, and frankly, they often started as confrontations with students, not just at Columbia, but elsewhere. "Where were they getting their information? They were getting it from social media. They were getting it most particularly from TikTok, which is governed by an algorithm until at least up till now, still largely manipulated by the Chinese Communist Party.

What Hillary is saying here is a conspiracy theory and not even a tame, silly one, but a whopper. A more balefully consequential and widespread one than e.g. Trump complaining that the media lied about his crowds being big.

Welp, see you all when Elon breaks the tl again or whatever ✌️

#1 kind of guy I miss, you couldn't make Coast to Coast AM now because it would all be Trump guys instead of Bigfoot guys.