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Somewhat embarrassed, Gertrude and Cynthia looked away from the painting of the male nude. Mildred however, allowed her gaze to linger for so long that her glasses steamed up.
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Mine usually has a fairly good crop of moss

Police want to identify two people after woman racially abused and assaulted at Bond Street station The man allegedly sprayed a substance he said was pepper spray - but the victims reported no ill effects.

Let’s make these two assholes famous.

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Reginald’s new invention of ‘superglue’ had been far more effective than he had ever imagined, though unfortunately the three of them were now stuck like this for perpetuity.
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Cecily often felt the urge to spontaneously recreate Michaelangelo’s Hand of God. Ernest was unobliging.

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Ha! Very good

Well into his old age, WG Grace was still prone to randomly acting out his more memorable moments at the crease much to the intense ennui of those around him.
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Too late Gladys realised that she’d sat next to one of those annoying bloody buskers that pretend to be statues.
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Brilliant! Especially love the mummies (it’s the eyes)

Well, thought Tarquin, Schafernaker had said it might be a little inclement today but failed to mention the plagues of pestilence, frogs, boils and darkness in his weather forecast this morning.
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Tarquin is a such a bloody drama queen, thought Cecily as she feigned unconsciousness rather than have to indulge him in his thespian tendencies once again.

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Two deer made from woven wire in a garden

A pair of boxing hares made from wire

Thanks Moose!
Tricky for AI to do (at the moment) but amongst other things, I make wire sculptures.

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Happy birthday! Age is but a number….
Clint Eastwood when asked about ageing said ‘Don’t let the old man in’, so I’m adapting that advice and not letting the old woman in!

After Agnes broke off their engagement due to her sheep farming ambitions, her fiancé was mistakenly comforted when she told him that she’d probably never find another ewe.
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The scene may have initially appeared bucolic, but neither of them had spotted ferocious attack lamb approaching from the right.
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"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.

After sampling a glass of Horace’s homebrewed Mescal, Mildred spent the next six hours attempting conversation with a cactus.
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The Captain was unsure how to tell Mrs Wilberforce that she had a gannet impaled in her head.

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Midshipman Brown had brought along his crossbow in case Mrs Wilberforce needed a little encouragement to board the tender.
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This bit from an interview with Lionel Ritchie in The Guardian this morning made me laugh a lot

You don't need to sign up for all their bs or give them your email to vote. Just click submit.

As our model here shows, this year’s fashionable farmer about the field will be mostly wearing corduroy and moleskin. Optional accessorises to complete the look include a battered trilby and a big stick.
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Yes, Millicent was sure of it - Squire Tomkinson was once again off his tits and hallucinating witches on broomsticks after consuming some of his latest crop of rye.
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Ah, I see your dilemma!

That’s one weird looking geranium 🤔

Gerald had caught his heel in a drain but he felt sure the ladies hadn’t noticed.
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Wargrave was best known for hosting the National Stare Out Championships.
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