@kelasmash.bsky.social
disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her I play games, have opinions, and shitpost. I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts. Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans
Watch this with someone you love (if you both love Star Trek.)
Spoilers for Star Trek ][: The Wrath of Khan (1982) which is from before most of you were born so really that's on you "Trek Fan"
#KhanTheMusical #Khaaaaaaaannnnn #FireFireFire #StarTrek
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This stream STARTED on my valentine's day, but since my sweetheart is in Scotland, it was hers yesterday (and some coverage of that in last stream! see playlist at youtube.com/@kelasmash
#QueerLove #Valentine'sDayPlay #BG3 #Girlfriends #VirginPlaythrough
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going to try to save the gondian hostages
#NotFeelingLikeALotOfHashtags #KelaPlays #GwenPlays @gwenzilla.bsky.social #BG3 #Lae'zel #Karlach
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waiting to see if my gf wakes up before i have to sleep :) chill stream leveling my void hunter #ama
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Continuing our fight against the Not See Robot Factory! And no, my birthday blue hair dye didn't happen so i'm still blonde and really stupid
#IfNooneKnowsWhoYouAreYouCan'tGetCancelled
#Kidding #ForPete'sSake #BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KarlachMonk #LazelD4DemonHunter
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Just picked up Karlach and subclassed her bard . told her to play Bard Dance and she's doing it... but she's also continually bending over to pick up rocks for some reason? I think she thought this was how you rock out
#BG3 #Larian #KalachBard #Glitch
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Fixed The Blurry Screen On Gwen's Discord Share! Watch us blow up things!
#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #Lae'zel #Karlach #VirginAct3 #Girlfriends #DnD5e #QueerLove #AMA
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
31.01.2026 11:47 — 👍 5927 🔁 1787 💬 47 📌 21
MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on Donald Trump losing it as massive protests erupt nationwide as the American people want him and others in his regime impeached and prosecuted immediately.
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Live again! This time we're going to actually find and blow up the Nazi Robot Factory. And the stream title is because I got my hairs did in prepraration for turning TARDIS blue. <3
#BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaPlays #GwenPlays @gwenzilla.bsky.social #Girlfriends #Virgins
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We're live doing our virgin playthrough of Act III! Come watch us not know what we're doing!
#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #GirlfriendPlaythrough #VirginPlaythrough @gwenzilla.bsky.social #KelaAndGwenPlay #UpgradeTime #ActIII #Virgin
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an orange cat is standing indoors near a bowl of snow. he looks baffled and amazed
Can’t believe I used to live outside in this stuff
26.01.2026 01:50 — 👍 4134 🔁 259 💬 57 📌 9
I’m away from my computer right now so I’m using voice to text so this may be not very well formatted. This is a two framed picture from screenshot taken from screenshots from boulders gate three the character is dribbles the clown who is known for in the story, no spoilers here, but in the story, this character is known for making some very awful jokes awful in the sense that they’re really bad not funny. You’re hearing someone try to tell a joke and it’s not great but he’s dressed like a clown. I’m not really gonna get into it. He’s got purple hair sort of a colored striped suit with different sections different colors. He’s standing in front of a basic circus outfit deal his stage, but the text of the meme is most important and it says “what’s the difference between a bullet and an ice agent?” in frame 1 and “if a bullet kills someone you know it’s been fired! WAHEY!”In frame 2
#BG3 #DribblesTheClown #Jokes
26.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
WE're live! And I'm salty that the beta test of the Go Live feature here at @bsky.app excludes youtube streaming.
#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate #Act3 #VirginPlaythrough #GirlfriendsPlaying #QueerLove
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hashtags this time! we're back! Act III! Baldur's Gate! Karlach's a monk now!
#BG3 #Larian #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #AllGirlPlaythrough #VirginPlaythrough #ActIII #Shadowheart #Lae'zel #Karlach #QueerLove #GirlfriendPlaythrough
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we're back! act III! fun times! karlach's a monk now!
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Hi there, my Slate article about ICE is blowing up and I've been talking into a microphone nonstop all day
I'm going to make a thread of the interviews I've done already, and the ones I'm going to do in the next few days. Feel free to check them out if you would like to!
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#SCOTUS
15.01.2026 09:14 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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injecting this paused Veritasium video into the memesphere bc it makes a good react i think
#KelaPlays #KelaPlaysWoW #KelaRaids #KelaRaidsWoW #WoW #Warcraft #TWW #TheWarWithin #TheGhostsofK'aresh #ManaforgeOmega #Heroic #Raid #Dimensius #Curve #AOTC #InclusiveRaiding #NeuroSpicy #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA
#GratuitousMetaTag
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Maybe we didn't kill ALL of them but a whole bunch. We're the heroes?
#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay #GirlfriendPlaythrough #VirginPlaythrough @gwenzilla.bsky.social #DiggyDiggyHole #QueerLove #LGBTQIA+ #AMA
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wicked
03.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 2819 🔁 584 💬 7 📌 0
Curve tonight? maybe!
#KelaPlays #KelaRaids #Raiding #Warcraft #WoW #TWW #TheWarWithin #ManaforgeOmega #Heroic #Dimensius #AOTC #Curve #InclusiveRaiding #NeuroSpicy #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA
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i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette
02.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 9666 🔁 1131 💬 120 📌 31
slightly wider than tall rectangular white background showing a simple line graph, the axes and labels in black and a blue line curve meant to represent the line plot of the data versus the axes. there are four widely and evenly spaced horizontal light grey horizontal lines drawn across from the Y axis to the edge of the shown graph space, the top line drawn from the end of the labeled black Y axis to the corner at top right. The label on the Y axis is turned 90 degrees from standard, to match the axis and reads in black sans serif text "Likelhood of Meeting Trans Women." The X axis is labeled with the same color and font Density of Population. The blue data plot curve is being presented as if the data represents an exponential increase in likelihood of meeting a trans woman in the wild when the data is sampled in areas of higher population density. Specifically, the curve starts at the origin and stretches out across the X axis only slightly rising versus the Y axis such that by the time the line reaches the center of the graph horizontally, it has risen only enough to imply a chance in the single digits. At about three-quarters horizontal, the curve follows a typical "hockey stick" or "J-curve" exponential pattern, climbing rapidly in a steeping curve to collide with (somehow) the implication of 99%. To address the demons (those in my head, and those who might cosplay as them) I made this. There's no data. This is an assumption/hypothesis I've made up inside my head and on my computer. And for any whattabouters: You've met so. many. trans. men. They walk amongst you, unseen. Fear them. (j/k love them, they're awesome). Nonbinary people have it rough wherever they live, even "safe queer spaces" - ask one. Any one. Pick an enby. Trans women? They KILL us. Often because it's harder for a lot of us to conceal our AMAB orgins, but as often because we've concealed them too well. Black and brown trans women have a life expectancy of 35. Sit with that. Ask why.
If someone were hypothetically to ask me what was the biggest change to my daily since I moved to the PNW it would be that I *frequently* run into trans women...
I don't know....
who live in my BUILDING.
#It'sJustScience #AltText #DensityHasALeftWingBias
a black background snip of a purported bsky post in white text. the profile circle picture appears to be a white person whearing a cowboy hat with long hair, braided into pigtails? maybe. i got bad eyes. Behold: alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM Everybody
omg. when they get the scansion PERFECT and you can HEAR it sung by the original artist in your head
@bigmoodenergy.bsky.social this you? brava. brilliant! Next lines, "come together/right now/USB"?
#FilkFTW #Brilliant #ICanHearIt #LateToThePostParty
i'm late to the party on this post but holy shit this is great
02.01.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mamdani's Executive Order Number 1, as described in the post.
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
W lemon pig, a lemon carved to look like a pig, its eyes wre cloves, it has toothpick legs, it has a coin in its mouth for good luck
It is new year's day have you made your lemon pig yet
01.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 92 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 3
