Tommy T 🫩

suddenly everyone is using the phrase “shot across the bow”

should i send this to the person that i am in the exact same situation with rn 🤔

i imagine mamdani as having amazing subway etiquette and that in this illustration he brought a backpack on board but took it off and kept it at his feet to make more room 🙂‍↕️

and that was his response after just the first 3 episodes of the series

is that nepo they/them still at conde nast? did they ever tell people they were a literal newhouse

The Chair Company is kinda like if Search Party was from John Reynolds characters perspective

I wear heels that heighten the mood

why does the founder of raising cane’s own the hearse that carried MLK Jr….

this was my response when i said it 🫤

MANiFEST

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

working at nickelodeon is so funny bc i just made this my slack pfp

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

small white dog laying on a blue couch, resting his head on a green hoodie

bunny, doofus, little foot, spuds mckenzie (bc he feels like a sack of potatoes when you hold him)

obsessed with Jeremiah’s voice

the albanian canon grows

toby too

need tom on the latest season of gbbo to choke me

the jimmy kimmel stuff is actually v disturbing to me……

wait thats actually really cool that sabrina dedicated this performance to trans rights

got a very exclamatory “you made that??” from a stranger on the subway after they complimented my crocheted shirt so the ego pot has been replenished thank you

Gary considers "should I kill myself?" A dog shows up behind him and goes ROU. Gary says "oh that's right, I have a dog." The dog wags its tail and Gary's negative emotions are assauaged by skritching the dog.

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So. I was going to talk about this last week but got busy.

My immediate response was “LOL, how quaint.”

My more articulated response is: kids, Peak Gay Slutiness is 10 years behind us.
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can anyone explain why the Mystic Ruin score from Sonic Adventure is so soothing to me

I’m genuinely sorry I clocked your tea

wait thats so funny they didnt include a fiyero minifig in the lego set for “Glinda’s Wedding Day”

ah yes, AI-generated art and David Zaslav - two very popular things among creatives right now that you definitely want to be highlighting at your fancy big movie opening