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did Alan Dershowitz ever get a pierogi or do we still writhe in the maw of oppression?

30.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

30.09.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6756    πŸ” 1319    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 109

this is every asshole that stops drinking and runs their first 5k

30.09.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

klein is basically saying liberals are losing ground bc voters don’t think they like them and his solution is that the liberal elites should be more duplicitous abt their motives, pretend to be something they are not and to talk to people like they are stupid

29.09.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

26.09.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4681    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 49
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he who smelt it dealt it

26.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stephen miller is gonna get those etsy witches if it’s the last thing he does

23.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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reminder that if you do see jesus tomorrow you can’t post his coordinates at the other place

23.09.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so i guess now we all gotta pretend that’s true so our big boy feels like a real doctor

22.09.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

four out of five morons agree

22.09.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was always the goal and don’t forget that this happened because of the Democrats/Joe Biden. TikTok was in zero danger of being banned and the ban was non existent until Biden/Dems worked w Gallagher to revive it because people were using the app to speak out about Israel’s genocide.

21.09.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 737    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 10

this reminds me of the time he spoke up abt the brandon administration calling us all antisemitic for pointing out what is today an established fact

18.09.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck it i kinda hope they get Karl Rove’s ass

18.09.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in those days an edict went out into all the land that every inhabitant sufficiently mourn the king’s favorite podcaster

18.09.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s mock them still

18.09.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1101    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 16
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ok but this is objectively funny

18.09.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you are not only gonna watch gutfeld! but before you do your feckless ass is gonna laugh into the can Bwahahaha

18.09.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump: I want 'my people' to 'sit up at attention' like in North Korea The president later said he was β€œkiddingβ€œ with the remark.

and the media got them fucking backs STRAIGHT too

www.politico.com/story/2018/0...

18.09.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

18.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4568    πŸ” 929    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 23

i guess he’ll just have to do the man show again

18.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
'They' Didn't Kill Charlie Kirk
It insults his memory to blame political opponents for one man's heinous act.
By Karl Rove
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Sept. 17, 2025 at 5:15 pm ET

'They' Didn't Kill Charlie Kirk It insults his memory to blame political opponents for one man's heinous act. By Karl Rove Follow Sept. 17, 2025 at 5:15 pm ET

We're in cuckoo bananas world where Ezra Klein is bowing to right wing authoritarian narratives faster than Karl Rove.

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Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

17.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i miss thoughts and prayers

16.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the last text message he sent me was to stress that there’s never been a better time to read Don DeLillo and JG Ballard

14.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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says it right there T R A N S

13.09.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what stage of abortion is this?

13.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if we find out that ANYONE is talking bad abt the free speech warrior we will hunt you down

13.09.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BwO

09.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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