This feels like the last minutes of a blow out and the 12th man has been sent in the game and he’s just hurling impossible 25 foot bricks out of desperation to get something in the box score.

Wonderful!

Fast forward to his appearance…

Fallon: you’re a crypto- Nazi.

Gutfield: Now, listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered.

And when that doesn’t get them off his scent, we will be getting closer to him using the focus-group tested “As a girl dad” during an Oval Office address.

They suck on transphobia and yet are good about Caitlin Jenner.

Rupert decided to follow through on Elon’s threat.

This is besides your point but doesn’t the data show that Mamdani did great with NY8’s voters in the primary? Usually this would mean the rep from that area would want to do public events with the future mayor to help him out with his constituents. Instead, he’s antagonizing Zohran. Weird choice.

In the style of the pointer sisters? (The better version)

The amazing workers at The Weiner’s Circle in Chicago?

And seemingly all of these ads make his beard fuller, so that he appears more jolly and friendly like Santa.

*South Park’s Butters’ voice* “Jessica Ramos already did it.”

Wait, why aren’t you making any endorsements?

Ed Koch certainly thought he was behind the posters with that slogan.

Not exactly a great return for Devers for the Sox.

The Philip Kerr Bernard Gunther books sort of operate like this.

Your lips to god’s ears.

These guy’s are so manly that after spending almost every day in each other’s presence, they decided to confront each other on social media. Because they have big fat boners!

Amazing. Trying to pretend that 99 percent of twitter interactions aren’t exactly people going at it like they are.

Following your advice. Thanks!

Blessedly ignorant of this discourse. Should I even try to learn about it?

Right hand. He stayed in the game after getting hit and ran the bases. They took him out between innings.

He would find that site too vanilla in a few minutes time.

The bidet is better than toilet paper. I’d arrive with a fudge cake, a plate, paper towels and a hose.

Same

All these years later and I still find the Jon Sudano videos awesome.

Sylvester and the Magic Pebble

The Knicks signed Jalen Brunson. That’s bad news for New York.

Is facially being used as a pun here? Am I making a quasi dad joke?

Yikes