**Derek Jeter jump throw from deep the edge of the outfield grass**

YouTube video by IceCubeVEVO Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day

Didn’t think I’d be playing this song this early today.

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By the way, he’s been making this Trump will invade NYC if I’m not the mayor argument for a couple of months now. It’s bizarre.

You thought War and Peace was long, well check out this tweet storm from the account out of old Chappaqua, New York!

Here is our modern day de Tocqueville making a farting noise with his mouth in an attempt to limn the kind of humor authentic Americans love.

I can’t think of a bigger piece of shit than JD Vance.

Amazing anti cop sentiment snuck in here!

When I was 11 and finally beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson’s punch out I told myself something akin to this.

Hilariously I know someone who was going to vote for Cuomo because he fear’s Mamdani so much, but while watching this debate decided Sliwa is much better than Cuomo and now will vote the Cat Man. I’m telling him it’s the right choice!

The Thought Police regularly reward $150 million to the brave, intrepid reporter who speaks truth to power.

This isn’t really the gotcha you think it is

Wait. I swear I don’t have a dog in this but isn’t Porter right about the math here? Yashar is a a strange one, always weird personal agendas.

I appreciate the dadness of this joke

*its

Twain actually hated when authors attempted to write in dialect by changing the spelling of what the person was saying without changing it’s sound phonetically. “Yew eff oh” sounds exactly the same as “UFO”

Little Dark Age

A little bit of dementia, a lot of bit of sociopathy.

“acting like rap is a big commercial” - beastie boys (applies to lots of things)

This is great. I read Garry Wills’ “Gettysburg” this summer and this piece definitely is informed by it.

Bummed he didn’t use “tattooed”metaphorically in that tweet.

Sour C.R.E.A.M. And onion

I remember my brothers and I being blown away by the special effects of this show.

This feels like the last minutes of a blow out and the 12th man has been sent in the game and he’s just hurling impossible 25 foot bricks out of desperation to get something in the box score.

Wonderful!

Fast forward to his appearance…

Fallon: you’re a crypto- Nazi.

Gutfield: Now, listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered.

And when that doesn’t get them off his scent, we will be getting closer to him using the focus-group tested “As a girl dad” during an Oval Office address.

They suck on transphobia and yet are good about Caitlin Jenner.

Rupert decided to follow through on Elon’s threat.

This is besides your point but doesn’t the data show that Mamdani did great with NY8’s voters in the primary? Usually this would mean the rep from that area would want to do public events with the future mayor to help him out with his constituents. Instead, he’s antagonizing Zohran. Weird choice.