jackson henry

you don't make money off of solutions. you make money off of problems. lo and behold what capitalists are up to.

he should keep listing all the global atrocities in which due process was absent, as positives

good work temu seth macfarlane

she watched the episode and was like "Wow ok my face isn't like that at ALL."

fucked up part about that south park episode is now maga are probably thinking about how they can keep foreigners out of heaven

as usual it’s incumbent upon businesses to eat the costs and earn less profit

we’ve pretty well proven that’s no barrier for republicans

we got confirmation from sir blurts-a-lot

when they said maximum transparency I guess this is what they meant

ironically you don't really hear yourself in an echo chamber

"Hey dipshit, you're dumb and you smell like turds. Ok let's talk about you working for me for free..."
-art of the deal

"ignorance is bliss" but for whom

it's beyond weird that trump himself now brings up the "russia russia russia hoax" more than anyone in response to any loaded mention of putin* and the entire US legal apparatus sits there like bored seals letting it wash over them

*like how he shits his depend when you mention epstein

rn the planet is getting concerningly whiter and dumber

they're trying to synonymize political opposition with being an "illegal" and we all know why

time to round up the non-believers

the scary part is that none of it is real without their capitulation

trump is nothing without cowards willing to cuck themselves at a moments notice

when tim apple left trump for sure waved that disc around like a toy and didn’t understand what it was

it’s probably already broken

we’re getting closer and closer to political dissidents being sent to gulags w/o trial

can smell the petrichor now

*repubs actively refusing to document immigrants*

man I wonder how immigrants came to be undocumented in such large numbers 🤔

he fleeces us with tariffs and then brags about tariff profits to us like we’re winning because he’s a sick fuck to boot

no values whatsoever beside victory at any cost

he doesn’t know how to do business, just cons and grifts. no one has ever been able to explain to him how money actually works.

something something free market something something

time to play signal roulette again

cancelling vaccines is a bold step in a direction

"...by tearing working fathers away from their sons."

republicans: Get a job!

also republicans: *not one of them has a real fucking job*

that being said go get an order of diarrhea at the president’s ex’s tesla turd burger palace

I wonder what animal head rfk jr is sawing off right now *gazes at moon*