jackson henry

I like this frankenstein reboot better than del toro's

rfk jr looks like the thing figured out that it could do more damage stuffed into a suit and tie

surprise surprise the guy with a zombie brain wants to feed humanity to the spores

fun how AI is a supergenious toddler who’s all “stoves are delicious” some children of the corn shit rh

while designating rainbow flags as incitement

the equivocation is written on the wall

trump’s press sec did the press sec version of “they deserved it”

there is no part of this regime that is ok or safe for America

our saving grace will be their sheer incompetence

basically the home invader tripping on a shoelace and blowing his own head off

dude this is like a christian using AI to tell them if it’s ok to spread the light of christ like bro it’s literally your whole deal to differentiate this shit

something about having a suit fitted does feel pretty woke. like having another man make you look pretty def turns you gay.

these dudes have access to any fabric and tailor they desire across the globe and they are the embodied awkwardness of devito and schwarzenegger smashed together at all times

what a fucking bedazzled elven butt plug

suddenly I’m convinced the vp has a kuato

ok now ask what are the odds he’s an exiled decepticon

if you’re not grinding, you’re worthless, peasant

what - and I cannot emphasize this enough - the complete fuck

“Ew, a lake. Thanks a lot libs for this gross dumb lake. Now my screen’s all foggy.”

the footage committed suicide. nothing to see here.

unless they decide to go boating in the caribbean

being an insufferable childish asshole is considered maga funny

now republicans simultaneously claiming he didn’t say what he said and also that he didn’t mean what he said

FIRINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL STAFFING IMPROVES

FIRE THESE PEOPLE. NOW THOSE PEOPLE. NOW THIS PERSON WHO SAID I WAS FIRING PEOPLE, FIRE THEM. GUT THIS INDUSTRY AND NOW THAT ONE. NOW LET'S IMPORT LABOR BECAUSE AMERICANS SUCK. WOW WHAT'S UP WITH THESE BAD JOBS NUMBERS? OH WELL, FIRE THE FUCKING GUY WHO SAID THIS AND FIRE HIS DOG ALSO.

*wake up, turn on AI machine that generates entire theoretical productive day, have sex with AI machine, then AI machine makes you a pizza and resumes spider-man reboot marathon*

HELPING to settle ONE war would be a lifetime achievement but these greedy little shits want all the christmas presents in the world, right now

photograph of the maga healthcare plan coming together:

"Which ball would AI be best at rendering?... OH SHIT I GOT IT!"

other "sciences" that have been ignored:;
- Jewish space lasers
- flat earth
- women are cats
- non-whites prefer enslavement

mom: It was just a nightmare, sweetheart. What's so scary anyway?

65yo conservative: C-c-consequences of muh-muh-my own a-a-a-actiooooons." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

remember when biden ate ice cream once or whatever