ChrisUnits

Hyper niche

I've got two! Car replacements.

This take 🌶🌶🌶

Why is American democracy dysfunctional?

Because the grifters are the most incentives to run

Ask me how long I've advocated for eliminating the senate and electoral college

I'm not sure what you're saying has really ever worked out for the oppressed. Ever in history.

The way you're saying that, might as well "do", right?

"Surprisingly"

How can a raw ingredient be dated? People are so weird lol

Cover all the walls

Whoever I vote for next time will be someone who promises to tear it down.

Bright green cargo e-bike parked in front of a store with peg boards, plastic bins, yoga mat, dumbbells, backpack, and more on the ground next to it

Same cargo bike with all of that stuff loaded on to it

Putting the cargo in cargo bike @chrisunits.bsky.social

"Swipe up to see where you actually live"

Meme You can say I like pancakes and somebody week say so you hate waffles?

Really bringing this energy

I've revisited your question 3 times, each time thinking I have an answer.

I'm not sure! Maybe still have landing pages, but they're more of a product-level call to action?

*and they give them to you free for the publicity

White tram crossing a pedestrian square

White tram paint down a street in old town montpellier

Spotted the new Line 5 tram doing test runs in Montpellier over the weekend!

I dunno man. The French slam cheese and butter all day and seem to be fine.

Where is this? Kinda looks like Lake Norman.

I think they'll approve

Tesla? Ech.

Absolutely heinous atrocities

Does this end? Feels like we're only in the 2nd inning.

That "OK now?" one hits close to home

See also: "definitely this one"

Maybe this is where the airbnb units should go

Header of an email from leaders we deserve

One of the million DNC adjacent orgs that I get spammed by all day every day

Campaign email saying I can win the chance to get a phone call from David Hogg by donating.

The dude seems fine but wtf

Hard pass. I've never wished I could talk to David Hogg? lol

They're just going to start using VPNs. This is useful as a one-time exposure.

I picture more of a Seinfeld angle.

George is humiliated by pilot. Spends episode trying to get back at him. Elaine starts on George's side but then goes on date with pilot. Pilot is anti-abortion so Elaine turns on him. George goes too far and loses his job.

Seinfeld says "that's a shame"

Wat. Who thinks that

Have you a normal one yet?