He/Him Hate Me

i got wisdommogged at the monastery when the #2 monk had me reveal that i was still wantmaxxing

what would you choose? infinite money, health, and happiness or 10 minutes with jay z?

swedish #curling fans right now

are blue eyes an advantage in #curling? i think every woman in this 🇨🇦 🇸🇪 match has blue eyes

ive never read thomas sowell but i think i might start. i love silly, slapstick books

thanks

whats the significance of the power lines?

the pats had reached the superbowl 4 times in 5 years before that tweet

the patriots are in the #SuperBowl for the first time since this tweet

admittedly i could be underestimating a roster made entirely of philadelphians

nah team usa would get too excited and reflexively start chanting "u s a! u s a!" losing them all their points

the NYT article about ski jumpers injection acid into their penises is fake news.

if you could win a competitive advantage by enlarging your penis for suit 3D scan time, why didn't Sweden qualify a single male jumper?

my money is in Sweden for gold

lol yours works too and while so obvious now never crossed my mind

why is this on your mind? were you watching a porno with a "milf" actress who was clearly 20-something?

sure it's costly to send ICE officers to italy but think of all the immigration enforcement opportunities. think of all the italians they'll catch over staying their US visas in milan

on superbowl sunday? what the hell

did it work?

this is how id look if i were black or chinese

a painter who has virtuoso command of his brush is known as a greg maddux

a true rembrandt

fittingly norm starts that bit by asking, 'have ever woken up and realized you were wrong about everything?'

a modern day assassin's creed game where the knights templar are the people in the epstein files would be pretty sick

Kyle Kulinski's classic "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch" post (non-derogatory)

🇫🇷 allez les bleus 🇫🇷

maduro to his prison guard: sir, there's been an awful mistake. you see i am in the epstein files but those files just haven't been released ye- NO! come back, you have to believe me! i am in them! i am in them!! i don't belong in here!!!!

with a good enough ad campaign, we can probably get the elite sex-trafficking-pedophile cabal to use their private jets less and help solve climate change!

where's katy perry?

lmao pause