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AlexW

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Movie nut, parody writer, accidental saviour of The Editing Room. Lover of tabletop games, Doctor Who, MCU, Leafs & Sceptres, key lime pie, IPA, and bad puns. You can find my silly parody scripts at https://www.the-editing-room.com/author/alex-w/

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Change one letter, ruin a candy

Moulds

30.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A skeleton head and hands in a white round flower pot holding a black thorny twig wrapped in ribbons. (From the movie Weapons)

A skeleton head and hands in a white round flower pot holding a black thorny twig wrapped in ribbons. (From the movie Weapons)

IYKYK

29.10.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: the characters in โ€œBand of Brothersโ€ were not literally brothers

28.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Leslie Nielsen as โ€œEnrico Pallazzoโ€ from The Naked Gun

Leslie Nielsen as โ€œEnrico Pallazzoโ€ from The Naked Gun

Just waiting for the Canadian anthem singer to dramatically save the life of a visiting royal

28.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a kidโ€™s costume is โ€œRose on The Doorโ€ they get a widescreen copy

27.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A24 presents

PEANUT BUTTER AND DAMNED

26.10.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again I am asking Seth Rogen to explain why or even HOW the Canadian hockey team in the chalet was supposed to use Skip the Dishes

26.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That inning was fun ๐Ÿ™‚

25.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although the Imperial fleet only holds back at first to create the tableau for Lukeโ€™s benefit, so thatโ€™s something?

24.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each TV season will have 11 episodes numbered 2 through 12, and the algorithm shows you a random episode each time. All the best stuff happens in episodes 5 and 8 but it keeps showing you episode 4 over and over again

24.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Diagram of previous White House with the planned ballroom version, which has a header โ€œwhat Trump envisionsโ€. On the planned version, sketchy red lines indicate future additions which make the building into a giant swastika

Diagram of previous White House with the planned ballroom version, which has a header โ€œwhat Trump envisionsโ€. On the planned version, sketchy red lines indicate future additions which make the building into a giant swastika

I managed to acquire a sketch of the final blueprints, extending the West Wing and adding two new wings for some reason

23.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Last panel of a HELLRAISER comic where a boxer is doomed to fight infinite opponents. We see a grid of endless boxing rings as one demon says โ€œThe bell marking the beginning of eternity is about to soundโ€ฆโ€

Last panel of a HELLRAISER comic where a boxer is doomed to fight infinite opponents. We see a grid of endless boxing rings as one demon says โ€œThe bell marking the beginning of eternity is about to soundโ€ฆโ€

This is the first thing I thought of upon seeing this picture

23.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The scary robot from Loganโ€™s Run

The scary robot from Loganโ€™s Run

โ€œThe ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also!โ€

22.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

strangely if you collect all of the pieces sold it adds up to 250 times the amount of actual White House rubble created

21.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You still need to catch up on THE GUY WHO PLAYED WITH FUHRER and THE GUY WHO LIKED HERR HIMMLER BEST

21.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess to be fair, the Jays have the focus of 41 million Canadians while the Yankees have to share fans with the Mets

But if you think Toronto athletes donโ€™t understand being under an intense spotlight then you donโ€™t know Toronto ๐Ÿ™‚

21.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess what the largest city in the country of Canada is

21.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Puzzled by the new Skip Dishes ad with the hockey team in the chalet, what were they supposed to skip? The chalet? The hockey?? Food delivery doesnโ€™t seem to enter into it at all

21.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean 10/10 for enthusiasm but you canโ€™t do that Josh Naylor

21.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, well, now it makes sense ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

21.10.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that at first, I chalked it up to just being an awful movie but the more I thought it over, the odds of it being deliberate are not negligible ๐Ÿ™‚ since, itโ€™s so consistent through the whole movie that the option of โ€œthe aliens arenโ€™t evilโ€ is never ruled out

20.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That was my whole take on it lol

20.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image from CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD where the President has become a rage monster destroying the White House

Image from CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD where the President has become a rage monster destroying the White House

We now take you live to the White House

20.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image from CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD where the President has become a giant rage monster destroying the White House

Image from CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD where the President has become a giant rage monster destroying the White House

dramatization

20.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answer only

19.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A brown dog shows her belly laying in a pond with flowers and trees beside her. It is a pastel comic done in the style of the pairing fate of Ophelia

A brown dog shows her belly laying in a pond with flowers and trees beside her. It is a pastel comic done in the style of the pairing fate of Ophelia

The fate of Ophelia but itโ€™s my dog Daisy

19.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is โ€œfiring squadโ€ in quotes? Is there a pun Iโ€™m missing

19.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I KNOW
WHAT YOU DID
FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
LAST SUMMER

19.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youโ€™ll be seeing one one battle after another after another

18.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems ironic to me, to keep de-aging De Niro when one of his big early roles was playing Young Marlon Brando

18.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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