Well if ur writing normally id take lansoprazole

Number of biotech job postings seems to be picking up… now i just need one of them…

Dm them to me…

Headed to metro north now

Which is gay sex between a guy named tim and a guy named tom

We always talk about the cot/caught merger, but never about the tim/tom merger…

Okay i was one floor off

Need omeprazole

Today’s standup topics include: database structure issues, duplicate jira tickets, and taber’s flawless skin

Having a beautiful cappuccino and a disgusting scone

she's here

Life is rough rn

Horrible, horrible dreams…

No but only because we get used to it down here

525,600 cock-twitches…

Cock-twitch*

Only against gay obgyns

They hold the trials at the ama plaza in chicago so itll be really convenient for me to be a witness for the prosecution

Id report you to the ama for court-martial

The second

Won trivia but the prize was tickets for rockabilly christmas at the ridgefield playhouse on a day that im not in Connecticut….

Interesting theology from my mother: “I believe it’s God’s way for everyone to have a down comforter”

If the right wants open up a debate around the validity of presidential pardons i say we let them

Oh you got the poppers advent calendar

Precious baby

My mom just asked if im “a pretty boy or a regular boy”…

Bernadette Sanders

The South Norwalk, Connecticut Nordstrom 3rd floor restrooms would be a good cruising spot

You are a very good nyc host