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And not just any old football coach but one who somehow managed to get brain damage just by standing on the sidelines.

I hear ya. My driver's license photos looks like I'm an escapee from an asylum for the criminally insane. I would run if I saw that person on the street.

I mean, infected monkeys is how "28 Days Later" kicks off.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

But Jolene would have to raise those "four hundred children" (my childhood misunderstood lyric). 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So I missed one while taking a nap? What a country we've become.

A super cool thing that men can do super easily is just leave women the fuck alone.

Hegseth says Wounded Knee soldiers will keep their Medals of Honor Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced that he has decided that the 19 soldiers who received the Medal of Honor for their actions in 1890 at Wounded Knee will keep their awards.

“‘You can’t stop a country from happening, Good Stab.’

”‘But we were already a nation,’ he said up to me. ‘We didn’t ask you to come.’”

— @sgj.bsky.social, The Buffalo Hunter Hunter

#WoundedKnee #IndigenousHistory

When your only other experience was Elon Musk then, yeah sure, I guess. 🤷

I still can't believe a large segment of Red America looks at this pampered crybaby, slathered in orange makeup with his cotton candy combover, doing his little dances to the Village People and going on endlessly about his passion for interior decorating, and thinks "now *that* is an Alpha Male"

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

It seems that the only trans person known to be in the orbit of this horrific Kirk assassination saga expressed shock and horror, and immediately cooperated fully with law enforcement.

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Wild. The political murders of legislators in Minnesota were “killings.” The shooting of Kirk which cause is unknown is an “assassination.”

They bend the knee without even being asked.

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

The Supreme Court Is Trump's Partner in Crimes Against America The Supreme Court just allowed Trump’s immigration thugs to question people on the streets if they’re speaking Spanish or working as day laborers.

“They are now not merely acting as his lapdogs, but his accomplices in a spree of crimes against the American people and all else who reside here.”

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I guess the National Guard is headed to NYC next.

I'd never seen so many pouting white boy faces in a row. I loved it.

Very cool.

Boom.

Being chased by ICE agent Dean Cain and having to wait 7-10 business days for him to catch up

The ending of "A Head Full Of Ghosts" still lives rent free in my mind. (Also I lent my copy to someone who never gave it back. Hope it haunts them, too.)

Has he ever consider, oh I dunno, locking his doors while driving? Crazy idea! Sorry, so silly of me to suggest.

It's the "wear a wire and set Jesus up" part that gets me every time.