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I've been exhausted all day so naturally I'd be wide awake and ready to party now

My husband has started acting scared and saying "I don't know what that was" after he farts in bed and it's my favourite joke lol

"I'd be on some Lorena Bobbitt shit" is my new fav response to men doin some shit

I haaaaate being me tbh

I'm so sleepy and regret my life leading up to this

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Just shoot me at this point

I have had migraines my whole life so it's not at all foreign to me but I definitelybtotnw very cool break after moving away from our old house and uh guess that's up lol

I've had headaches to the point of nausea multiple times this week and that's so fun and cool I love that for me

Being poor is so stressful

I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol

I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over

Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess

I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink

I found a table like the one he painted for me a long time ago and haven't decided what to paint it yet so it's just disassembled in my art room but now I'm considering trying to recreate the one he made me???

My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹

I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭

Yes I would eat McDonald's

I think VIP did Angela a lil dirty tbh because I love her so many and I was so stoked to see the reel where they show her getting dressed up but her VIP episode is not what I'd hoped for 😭 her first idea where she said "I'm not gonna do that" would've been betterrrrr I think

Sometimes I worry I let Zach do too much around the house when I'm supposed to be the stay at home housekeeper then he asks me where multiple things go while unloading the dishwasher and I'm like no I think I'm fine lol

I recently expressed my annoyance at how often Zach says "soon" because it literally has no meaning from him it could be five minutes or five years, so today I go grab some socks to start our reset day and he's still sleeping and he says "I'll be up soon.... I mean Shortly" hahaha

I ordered body wash same day delivery from Amazon and was like 25 cents short so I added a lime to qualify and just got this email. Cool thanks I uh wouldn't have ordered that if I'd known I still wouldn't be getting any part of my order today lol

Ain't no road too long when we meet in the middle

Our dogs have always laid down so forcefully and I always wondered why until I was thinking about it tonight and they probably learned to flop like a cat from their many cat siblings lol

My husband and I just had a like fifteen minute discussion about how dry it is in here and I need to dig out the humidifier etc before he remembered that the fan I bought him that he uses every night has a literal setting to where it mists water into the air lmao this is life changing

I feel like if any other man talked to me like Nic does it would be weird lmao

I love when I'm in the middle of a video and it's like OH AD TIME but the ad breaks everything and I just never get to finish the video

I'm napping in my old bedroom while Zach hangs out with the family and he got me all set up for my nap and even asked my mom for a hair dryer hahaha

It's literally every time like she has an alarm at her own house that goes off every time I'm exhausted and want to sleep, to the point that in my mid thirties I text my mom when I'm going to take a nap in hopes that she will let me do that lol and that often still doesn't work

Even when I tell her hi I'm sleeping I have an alarm set for this time it's like she purposely keeps me on the phone long enough to where I just can't go back to sleep and it's so frustrating I could cryyyy.