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Yankees. Ravens. Knicks — but they’ve been breaking my heart for decades. Progressive from NJ. Starting my Auntie Era. Mayday Martha

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hearing from a trusted source that in the next hour or so, Greg Bovino will climb up onto a spoon, put on tiny little goggles and a scarf, and be flicked in the general direction of his home

26.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 1442    🔁 180    💬 20    📌 7
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

25.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 15089    🔁 4382    💬 480    📌 919

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

25.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 6981    🔁 1778    💬 111    📌 34
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It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.

25.01.2026 13:49 — 👍 5201    🔁 2444    💬 321    📌 209

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

25.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 21235    🔁 4285    💬 79    📌 84

They didn’t just hate Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Gretchen Whitmer, and Kamala Harris. They hate me. They hate you. They hate any woman who isn’t performing attractive feminine submission for their pleasure.

09.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 7421    🔁 1977    💬 320    📌 109

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

21.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 5885    🔁 953    💬 36    📌 25

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

14.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 8106    🔁 787    💬 257    📌 54

That makes no sense. Federal official court reporters are the bees knees, top of the field. Usually beyond reproach.

The court reporter doesn’t take anything down during the deliberations. Did they go into deliberations at 4:28 and return with the bill at 6:47?

13.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

05.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 3006    🔁 453    💬 56    📌 22
A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

21.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 8723    🔁 1877    💬 119    📌 157

Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.

27.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 2212    🔁 437    💬 49    📌 23

@katmabu.bsky.social is out there getting body-slammed by ICE repeatedly in front of a detention center while running for office in Illinois, because she gets the stakes.

Meanwhile Beltway Dems are like, you know what we need more of? Pro-life candidates running for office in the Midwest.

GTFOH.

20.09.2025 13:46 — 👍 324    🔁 65    💬 14    📌 6

I read 1984.
And Fahrenheit 451.
And A Brave New World. And The Handmaid‘s Tale.
And The Giver.
And The Road.
And The Lottery.
And The Parable of the Sower.
And The Hunger Games.

I know what I’m seeing.

18.09.2025 12:30 — 👍 12899    🔁 3459    💬 656    📌 233

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

17.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 30272    🔁 7131    💬 273    📌 168

This is a very excellent thread.

17.09.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump: I am invading blue cities and launching a holy war to destroy opposition organizations.

Hakeem Jeffries: The legislation Trump introduced in Congress is NOT bipartisan!

17.09.2025 12:00 — 👍 361    🔁 70    💬 8    📌 5

Thank you for articulating what the voices in my head have been unintelligibly screaming for a week.

17.09.2025 12:04 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“Trans people have kitchen tables. People that love trans people have kitchen tables. Immigrants have kitchen tables,” Abughazaleh said. “Democrats have been messaging on this issue, which is basic human decency, wrong this entire time. It’s a two-pronged thing. When it comes to extremism, if you’re constantly ceding ground that trans people don’t deserve to exist, or that there are carve-outs for that … it never stops with the people that you deem inhuman, it will always come to you.”

“Trans people have kitchen tables. People that love trans people have kitchen tables. Immigrants have kitchen tables,” Abughazaleh said. “Democrats have been messaging on this issue, which is basic human decency, wrong this entire time. It’s a two-pronged thing. When it comes to extremism, if you’re constantly ceding ground that trans people don’t deserve to exist, or that there are carve-outs for that … it never stops with the people that you deem inhuman, it will always come to you.”

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16.09.2025 17:09 — 👍 4487    🔁 1015    💬 42    📌 38

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

16.09.2025 16:36 — 👍 4269    🔁 503    💬 117    📌 72

Someday I’ll figure out why the ideology that commits the least political violence is nonetheless expected to condemn it the most.

16.09.2025 05:50 — 👍 522    🔁 86    💬 18    📌 1
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Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall

Folks, I know things are a little bit crazy right now, but Lindsey Adler’s fluffy goofball Fisher was involved in a bad situation today and is facing some serious medical care and bills. Anything to help would be extremely extremely appreciated. All the money goes to Fish.

gofund.me/db767a303

15.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 152    🔁 117    💬 17    📌 30

I sent the link to Joe Randazzo over at the bad place. He has a pretty big platform. I think Lindsey built a lot of good will in the Yankees Twitter community back in the day and I just thought … let’s raise as much money as we can for Fisher. Damn it all.

16.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donald Trump is asked how we can fix this country and come together.

His response?

“I couldn’t care less.”

Bro is unfit for office.

12.09.2025 17:46 — 👍 747    🔁 214    💬 44    📌 13

I’m awaiting Trump’s post about young White men with guns being absolute monsters and a threat to the peace & safety of this country.

12.09.2025 14:56 — 👍 554    🔁 109    💬 0    📌 3

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

11.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 45075    🔁 8460    💬 615    📌 259

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

11.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 5655    🔁 1560    💬 41    📌 28

i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it

30.08.2025 11:02 — 👍 863    🔁 112    💬 49    📌 8
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I hate that by 8:30 every weekday morning I’m at full Madeleine Khan but between fascist Republicans and feckless Democrats, here we are.

19.08.2025 12:27 — 👍 108    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1
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Centrists mad Obama called Mandami.

Leftists mad Mamdani took Obama’s call.

This is exactly why democrats lose.

Purity = regression
Pragmatism = progress

16.08.2025 00:18 — 👍 165    🔁 54    💬 14    📌 2

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