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When i was
A young boy
My father
He took me to Thanksgiving
To eat turkey and ham

He said one day
In five days
The people
They'll tell you
That this ham has gone bad

He said will you
Still eat it
This turkey and this ham

I said yes Dad
I'll eat it
I love Thanksgiving Ham

Congrats on the 2/3 done,
sorry about the Iowa

This is the correct take

Pink Pompeii Club

Mrs Frizzle, save us

Friends, how much yarn does it take to make a blanket?
#crochet #knitting #knit #yarn #crocheting #craft #afghan

It should be illegal to use tinnitus sound in media, I will run for office on this statement

He can't die fast enough

Strong floor, no ceiling.
Walls?
Possibly canvas?
Biiiiiiiig tent. Big.

Re-watched "My Science Prooject," and

damn

I dont support remakes, but

Damn

That one could do with a remake

Also go watch Grimm, it's so stupid and perfect

I also thought this was a stupid show, but then I saw some of it and Holy shit i love these boys, we've rewatched it 4 times at least

Pauly Shore and Humphrey Bogart

🤔
So .... AI could replace CEOs?

There's an episode of the Simpsons where Bart sells his soul and automatic doors stop working for him and that happens to me at least one a day

I would love to see the xenomorph fall down some stairs and then get hit on the face with a cast iron skillet

Damn, I forgot the stuffing, that's most of the reason to have a Thanksgiving

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is making unholy sandwiches

Oh, you want turkey and ham and gravy and cranberry sauce and apple sauce and mashed/sweet potatoes and corn and green bean casserole between two slices of bread?
Ok, its sandwich time

Ngl im nor interesting enough to be played by Nic Cage

It's too late for Thanksgiving, but come Christmas ask your zoomer relatives to explain the Fallout lore to you, thank me later

Fucken charisma void
Negative personality

Speaking strictly for myself,
Phones are more expensive now after the tarrifs,
Its a pain in the ass to migrate all my stuff,
And I don't want a new model crammed to the ports with whatever AI horseshit they're pushing now

Weird, thats not the historical figure I would equivocate him with

Weird, thats not the historical connection I would've made

Hoo boy, im on the edge of a panic attack,
Probably scrolling some bluesky will relax me

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha