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Car salesman meme saying the car can fit 13 suitcases of falcons

Jokes on you, those 13 suitcases are all full of falcons too.

YouTube video by HueyLewisTheNewsVEVO Huey Lewis & The News - I Want A New Drug

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I genuinely believe, out of solidarity with these workers, no games media outlet should cover anything about Rockstar or GTA VI except for the aftermath of this union-busting bullshit. Fuck a review. Fuck talking about this game.

If you find drugs in your kid's Halloween candy, please give me the drugs. I will dispose of them properly. Thank you.

Happy birthday!!!

I was on a hiring committee & everyone else (men) rejected an excellent candidate who had tons of experience in our exact area.

Because she "wasn't excited enough."

They hired a white man with ~3 months of PT experience instead. For a director-level position.

He ended up ghosting them. (Ha!)

WHY! DO! YOU! MOTHERFUCKING! CARE! YOU! DUMB! MOTHERFUCKERS!

A mannequin wearing a striped fetish costume also wears an orange whistle around its neck in a store window.

A sign reads: "ICE/CBP Agents DO NOT have consent to enter this business/restaurant unless they have a valid judicial warrant. Staff are not authorized to consent access to this business/restaurant. Stop."

A sign for the Red Vault fetish/toy store promotes a 20% off sale and free whistles for ICE watchers.

While out on our Halloween evening ICE patrol, we noticed that Red Vault, an adult fashion/fetish/toy store, had a mannequin with an orange whistle around its neck in the store's front window. They also had a sign declaring ICE was not welcome and were giving away free whistles. I love this city.

So the presumption with all these new announcements is that they'll only affect the Discover feed, which I never use, so I don't care that much?

But Bluesky's intense interest in that Discover feed makes me worry they'll pull an IG and make it the default or otherwise make it hard to avoid. 😠

heads up, washington. at this point, better to drop your ballot in a ballot drop box instead of in a mailbox.

This would be the dumbest, most unnecessary goddamn war of my lifetime and I remember the 2003 Iraq War

But without downvotes how else will I count up my fake Internet points like I do on Reddit?

the Pope called tradcath converts Protestants lmao

the human body really is a very disgusting piece of work !!!!

Delighted to say that an updated and expanded version of my series on one of the most extraordinary acts in aviation history will be running on The Up Front over the coming weeks.

And even better: it's now completely free to read.

I went to college with a Russian guy (would be ~40 now).

He had spent almost a year in a sanitarium for TB as a teenager.

An entire quarter of the year without payment for services a non-profit is providing will cause many of them to cease operations, plain and simple. They still have to pay their employees and keep the lights on, and many cannot float *three months* of services and the like without payment.

To do this, the Walz administration is temporarily suspending payment to 14 programs, asking the providers to work for free while this oversight gets put in place. The programs serve disabled Minnesotans for things like getting transport to doctor's appointments.

This some fucking Trump shit.

It's so him

Last chance to turn it off.

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To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

I know it's not the Mandela effect (unless I have more severe brain damage than I thought) because I went to Pacific Lutheran University and I had to look up what synod we were when applying.

I had never ever even heard that word. I think both us and the church were bad at being official.

get in losers, we're doing 2008 again but with graphics cards instead of houses

My parents weren't married in the church so when I was born the priest said I was a bastard.

So we became Lutheran (aka Catholic lite).

Weirdly enough, that church is a Catholic church now but I can't figure out when that happened.

We cannot redeem these people

An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”

But what if I want them to spend it on drugs? Checkmate, libs

I flew on a flight with 2 other people once. It was wonderful

Oof

And if a friend was flying cross-country and had an hour layover in your city, you could drive up and meet them at a bar in the terminal for a beer