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A quick note: if u find yourself face-to-face with a Mattress Firm ad starring my lovable memepooch, know that it was a legit licensing agreement and it's all on the up and up. Thank you!

Yay!

When does this rumor say it might happen?

If you need to report me to hr for that , I'll go assemble the mannequin parts in the basement.

Work for me. It's totally normal.

the elder millenial poster's retirement home has achieved its final form

This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.

1943: Duct tape is born when Vesta Stoudt, a factory worker packing WWII munitions, writes FDR outlining—with drawings—her idea to replace weak paper packing tape with a tougher waterproof cloth version. Impressed, FDR pushed her idea into production. #WomensHistory

With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

have never seen popular public opinion shift so fast about a surveillance product than the fallout from ring's super bowl "search party" ad. they'll teach this in advertising courses one day. chef's kiss baby www.404media.co/with-ring-am...

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Chicago cannot afford the Chicago Police Department. 🧵

Wow you are old :p

The fact that her reaction is almost certainly opportunistic makes this more, not less, significant.

*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.

Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"

Everyone hates political junk mail, which is why we tried to make our mail unique…

By making it into a comic book!

If you live in IL-09, you might receive this five part series about me and the campaign right in your mailbox:

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

so red tag them. these facilities were not designed for habitation. they don't have adequate insulation, ventilation, sanitation. they don't have the same use.

shut these inhumane warehouses down for the numerous code and public health violations

Age verification?

I used to look forward to talking on the phone.

them. "Do not call me cisgender. I am a woman," the cisgender legislator added.

im here for this level of petty

Is this what y'all meant by hiring staff??

You are fucking right about that, you monster.

Broken clocks

Abolishing ICE would make our communities safer

this is the same democrat who said ICE should be "held to the same standards as local police departments" while pretending local cops aren't getting military equipment from 1033 and training from dave "killology" grossman

abolish ICE. you cannot reform this shit. they didn't sign up for "training".

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

DinoCon’s a real one

Nazi concentration camp prisoner population by year

ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.