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Tom Wallach

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World’s largest pediatrician. Division Chief of Pediatric GI at SUNY downstate. Pain, EED, health equity, and intestinal barrier science. formerly of UCSF/Columbia. Ed board @jpgnreports . hater of ALS. only represent me. he/him

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No but seriously can we resolve the whole bannon clearly disposed of bodies in a bathtub with acid thing here because like

17.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I was a kid they made this idea a punchline on late night. They mocked the temerity to believe that we are all somebody.

RIP Rev. Jackson. You are an inspiration.

17.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 55    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

Is he like getting grant funding to complain

17.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has… has he done any other work besides complaining about people calling him out in 5 years?

17.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wild how far ahead of the pack buffet is and yet he’s still just Scrooge mcducking around in billions.

17.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Did Hillary say immigrants are good and we need more of them and the country was built on immigration and pluralism and liberal values and multiculturalism?

If not she should be saying that

16.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 37    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

16.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 5262    🔁 1249    💬 276    📌 410

It my strong belief that hacks working @foxnewspolitics.bsky.social and the @nytimeses.nytimes.com should have to register as lobbyists.

16.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or maybe I’m depressed?

16.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look if you haven’t eaten a full container of whitefish salad straight are you even a New Yorker

16.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like the concentration camps are way more expensive vought has economized killing children down to 15 bucks a pop

16.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To be honest if you were running a global cabal aimed at torturing and killing children this is honestly a pretty cost effective spend.

16.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is this bizzaro world where Thomas fucking massie is leading a righteous charge somehow

16.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Ok always meet your heroes who are women maybe? In Peds that’s the bulk of mine and so far I’m really enjoying meeting them they are so cool and smart.

15.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm?

15.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s a fairly ironic name for the institute considering

15.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t even like her and she’s too old but the dude is literally a rich guy who signed up to go kill brown folks for fun and then got a Nazi tattoo cosplaying as a “real murican”

A sea of red flags. I’m just so desperate for anyone who will fight.

14.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s just so annoying they do it under the claim of “evidence based” that entire coterie of dudes just turned out to be deluded narcissists.

14.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And then platner got me and god damn it no more rich white guys

14.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a fucking asshole he is. I can’t believe how much of a dupe I was, this has been clear since he drew down on a jogger for the crime of being black.

14.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He absolutely knows better too, this is just so insulting. Nothing has been more destructive to medicine and bioscience than quacks like mandrola and Adam Cifu who exist solely to talk people into worse choices so they can feel like special boys.

14.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seriously bummed that when I moved to SF that wasn’t the vibe

14.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man’s wife and kids are liable to be randomly detained by ice but he can’t stop getting a hard on for violence

14.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Not mention Brooklyn, the greatest place on earth

14.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now the great state of New York on the other hand, it’s a pleasure to see you.

14.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cannot say it’s good to be back in this shithole country but can’t wait to hug my family

14.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And they pretty blatantly did that with Q anon

14.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty

Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026 Winter Olympics.(AP)

Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026 Winter Olympics.(AP)

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

14.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 6814    🔁 1088    💬 63    📌 68

These mother fuckers seriously seem to want to kill us.

14.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And… honestly not even as a joke

14.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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