CaptainAssholay

Sure

I'm equally happy for and jealous of that you guys have a cool local shopkeeper

Another sign that our country is a failure is that we sided with barbecue instead of ketchup chips

That's a weird ass fucking take dude

Haha yea ok

My mutant ability is whatever you throw at me I can turn it into a fetish. Optic blast to my chest? Boner. Ice beam? Frozen boner. Mind control? Chief, buckle up because we both have boners now(I reverse the polarity of your brainwaves and make your brain horny too).

What the fucking kind of fuck is this?

Weyland Yutani HR Rep: So what are your skills for a deep space research mission?

Mr. Teng: I can stand over people while they're asleep and masturbate. Also I talk cryptically.

WY HR: Anything else?

Mr Teng: I can smoke really weird

WY HR: Welcome aboard Hope you like low women in lowcut briefs

Can we solve this with violence?

EDC lists and the associated subreddit are paid shills for big cargo pant.

These “faith leaders” not only have influence over politicians but they are working in coordination with them. They have gone tech savvy (think Peter Thiel) and distribute their talking points through churches around the world. #Project2025

Fuck off are you fucking serious. Shut the fuck up with this bullshit.

Cooking duck bacon. This house eats sex pests.

Sweet Jesus the fidelity

Ot

Social media is for the dead

This is all I hear any time I see this list

Do you like having skin JD?

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

I thought you already had one have I not been loud enough in my zealous proclamations about them. Sorry for your bhole you should get one for future use regardless xoxo

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Her whole family should be in jail at the very least

@jordanmorris.bsky.social preemptive happy birthday man, you're great.

Uncommon name, don't trust it. This is sound advice

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

Chuck, what the fuck are you talking about.

scene from end of Superman (1978) with 3 villians trapped in glass flying through space, Zod is replaced with Trump wearing maga hat

This was one of my favorite posts I did on hellsite

two mario game princesses posed in smash bros game as if talking brown hair one (daisy) saying are you tired of (visibly edited) building character, don't you just want (visibly edited) some stuff to go well? as she gets up in the face of the blonde one (peach). This is an edit of an older meme that usually instead says Are You Tired of Being Nice?

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao