@technohawk.bsky.social
Guy who makes dumb gifs for the internet
LOS ANGELES SHIT HEAD JAILED AFTER VIDEO SHOWED HIM SERVING ALCOHOL TO INNOCENT UNDERAGE HAWK
βI wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
25.02.2026 06:11 β π 175 π 20 π¬ 12 π 9It's our ππΆοΈ silver lining π
23.02.2026 13:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The correct choice.
22.02.2026 15:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's clearly a Trump impersonator who called into C-SPAN, please stop sharing the clip as if it's actually him.
There's more than enough real material to work with here.
Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs
20.02.2026 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a few ideas but I don't want to leap to any conclusions.
15.02.2026 04:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 1972 Miami Dolphins won the superbowl with that strategy. The next year, the nfl added ceiling fans above the players to discourage the double jump. That's where the term football fans came from.
09.02.2026 00:52 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FIRED? Who gives a fuck about βfiredβ?!? How about βsend them to jail for lifeβ? And I mean ALL of βem.
03.02.2026 02:31 β π 15786 π 2236 π¬ 375 π 85Congratulations
23.01.2026 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're a writer, wondering why you should bother writing with the world on fire. It feels like it's not important, I need you to understand that it is.
Even if it is just because it keeps you moving forward? Even if it only brings YOU joy, that gives you energy to fight & survive.
There have been so many jokes but this is the best one by far.
13.01.2026 04:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.
13.01.2026 04:17 β π 1911 π 241 π¬ 88 π 40The White House is very pro teen.
12.01.2026 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did he exclaim "carpe sodium?"
11.01.2026 02:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice, picked it up, thanks.
04.01.2026 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh golly, I have a nocturnal horse. She won't be able to sleep without the daylight. Talk about a nightmare.
22.12.2025 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hulk Splash!
11.12.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heck yea!
05.12.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.
28.11.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, the Seinfeld formula shows that 17 is equivalent to 38
17.11.2025 23:43 β π 162 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Hey @bsky.app
At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability?
Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company?
Do you believe itβs totally fine and defend pedophilia as well?
Does the board agree with your ideals?
One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve π
15.11.2025 14:22 β π 45 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0This comic made me finally realize that dental work is just construction work. And that's why there's a dental thingy called a bridge. Until today I'd thought it was because of the card game.
12.11.2025 15:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
CAPTION: My first day as a dentist ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done. ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth (The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)
True Tales of Dentistry
12.11.2025 15:38 β π 705 π 110 π¬ 6 π 5my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
12.11.2025 10:01 β π 216 π 37 π¬ 10 π 14COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
Safe and peaceful travels my dude.
07.11.2025 10:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rip to the pee man. Alejandro Kirk broke his bat and caused a double play to end the game. Was fun being a bandwagon fan and a pee man interpreter. Until next time.
02.11.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Likewise. Though im just a bandwagon Jays fan so i might not get excited and depressed about this again for another decade. But it was fun until this moment
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