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What happens to be on special that
day, what the restaurant's got a good rep for or just what you feel like, or what you've just seen carried past your table.

30.10.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, absolutely. It was a tough draw. Was actually pretty pleased with us yesterday all things considered.

30.10.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I'm in the minority here but I'd have liked a League Cup run, purely on the basis that winning anything keeps the momentum up, multiple trophy-winning is legacy-building, even if it is a competition others see as inferior.

30.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite, it's remarkable how the triangulation has managed to piss off pretty much everyone.

29.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Unconscionable.

29.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean Jesus Christ. This is so far outwith the bounds of acceptability. For shame. For fucking shame.

27.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you out of your fucking mind.

27.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's entirely possible thatvMontie thinks "Douglas Murray is only racist for ยฃยฃยฃ, therefore not actually racist" is a tenable position, which would explain a lot.

27.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, *that's* why I'm seeing a load of Perec related stuff on the tl. That sucks.

27.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha, David Bellos's biography goes on at some length about his appearance, iirc.

27.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If life gives you Cher, make Scheherezade

27.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg

27.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely horrific.

26.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone just erased Christian Gross from their memories huh, fair enough.

Looking back at the roll-call though, fuck me it's been a rough millenium.

26.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,590 3/6

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Having that

26.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That ladder is disrespectfully small.

26.10.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is slaphead erasure and it is a hate crime [/bluesky]

Actually yeah, was getting a bit shaggy. Had a SB&S and a beard trim yesterday. Much more like myself. Nice trousers BTW, man

26.10.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was once on the other end of a phone call from a friend who was cowering in a backstage room with an enraged MES outside trying to get in. Very odd evening.

25.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooft. Poor show. I don't particularly enjoy sacking people, but it's my job as the boss to do it. This is abdication of responibility

25.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a great piece.

25.10.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent, I'll hang on for them.

24.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are boss. Buy their stuff.

24.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Spurs fan it pains me to do it, but I'll get something Liverpool related for my boy. Absolutely love my Europa mugs.

24.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Europa Ineffable on X: "In a recent panel at what looks like Labour conference, Sunder Katwala, wearing an England shirt, appeared to compare the R๐Ÿฆ GANGS to a football match: "it's a game of two halves" ๐Ÿฅด https://t.co/b5YNKyaQtu" / X In a recent panel at what looks like Labour conference, Sunder Katwala, wearing an England shirt, appeared to compare the R๐Ÿฆ GANGS to a football match

A very worrying escalation of online harassment.

Somebody has used a video of me saying "racism in football is a game of two halves" + put a fake voiceover on it saying "what I would say to the girls of Rotherham is it is a game of two halves"

x.com/EuropaIneffa...

24.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Hahahahaha, stunned, I am.

24.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's very bold of you to have a bloke who impoverished the country talk about impoverishing the country.

24.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worcester Pearmain. Early season so I'm really looking forward to it by the time they arrive.

24.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well presumably only one of them did.

23.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like it when the Americans wake up because I get to swap a feed full of British despair for a feed full of American despair, variety being very much the spice of life.

23.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't look at me, I'm suspended.

23.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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