Matt Fallaize

I'd like to say it's unbelievable that it's got this bad. But it's all too believable.

#FrankOut

Working this evening, but judging from occasional glances at my phone it seems it's very much business at usual at White Hart Lane. Allmof a sudden going out to sort the cardboard bin out doesn't seem that bad.

Thanks! It was a head-scratcher for a bit.

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There is some crossover between Trump's Truth Social posts and Vogon poetry.

Not the point I know but *God* that's a punchable face.

BETH

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import

I see The Poke is mining Bluesky for content now, so safe to say this site does indeed have the juice.

(The coverage part. Suspect KS is toast)

This is very much my position. Very bored of politics being covered like the transfer window.

Ruh and, furthermore, roh.

Whoever it is I'm blocked too. I doubt I'm missing out on much.

Oh aye, there are definitely fundamental problems.

Too much to ask that it might to an epidemic I suppose.

A valid question for the Labour Party, but I would point out that over at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club we've managed the same in a mere nine months. Amateurs.

We stick them out as bar cakes.

Roast pork

Chocolate brownie

Poached seafood salad

Lamb Burger, Harissa Mayo

A few from the last few days. Descriptions in alt text.

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Feels like I sorted the hard part early and then flunked the easy bit.

"Less than 10 years" is just fucking spectacular. See you on the Moon soon, Moon neighbours!

Takes all sorts I suppose. I for one am deeply grateful that there's someone for everyone, as I am definitely batting above my average with Mrs Fallaize. At a bit of a loss here though, I take your point.

Holdtiday

[WEAPONS WANG]

Obviously everyone wil immmediately think Johnson. Terrifying, though, that a plausible case can be made for most others post Thatcher. Okay, not Sunak.

I'm going Major, man was a shagger. Each-way covering bet on Truss.

This is tremendous stuff. "Romantic in the large sense" might be my new favourite put-down.

Wonderful stuff. And bang on about Finnegan's Wake.

There are a whole bunch of people with the precise same reply here. Read the thread before you post the same joke as every other fucker for the love of God.

Absomute not having Shadley van Schalkwyk as a real name though. Someone's just got an American name generator.