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The world's only dinosaur hand puppet Anna Karenina (2012) diehard.

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How very, very British colonialist.

14.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the previous owners were private equity too, so maybe we're not doomed?

14.08.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the internet is back. Guess this means I should work. Or not. I'm comfy and pinned by the cat.

30.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm on the couch, periodically raising my phone with the camera flipped to see if the red light on the router is gone yet. It is not.

30.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My home internet went down thanks to a power outage, but thankfully it's not _my_ power so the AC is doing fine.

30.07.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dee is great and wonderful and a natural-born Kanbanner. You’d be lucky to get to work with her and you should make that happen.

30.07.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, tonight has just been an amazing evening. I realize that could be read as being sarcastic, because me, but it’s really not sarcastic at all. I’m stupidly happy right now.

27.07.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life During Wartime. Obviously.

26.07.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only person who has always felt like many of Pulp’s songs are emphatically trans-coded?

25.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not kidding when I say you're an inspiration.

24.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't tell whether I love this movie or its soundtrack more.

20.07.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was planning on a Tinker Tailor rewatch for this evening but then my playlist spat out Cat People (Putting Out Fire) and it became an Atomic Blonde rewatch instead.

20.07.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:hug:

19.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really picked a bad time to have certain revelations.

19.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a moment, I thought you were talking about the John Scalzi novel, which isn't exactly that. =)

16.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty OK with dying on the altar of human expertise.

15.07.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I appear to be in a surprise migraine season. Those normally happen to me in like April and October, but the one that's just starting is my third in the last five days.

14.07.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About the number one good guy in the company, no less!

13.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaaay Hangman wins!

13.07.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And moments after posting this, Hangman Page stabs a fork into Moxley’s head repeatedly, with a perfect camera angle to show us all the blood immediately gushing out. Wrestling, baby!

13.07.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been sitting on the couch for nearly all of the last seven hours watching wrestling and I am quite happy about that.

13.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Hanger loses, I riot. Ok, I'll have a sad and mope a bit, I'm not a rioting kind of person, but it's the principle of the thing.

13.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The adorableness hurt my brain a little.

12.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I posted that Machinehead made me feel old, but you're right. It's a common cultural context thing. So I'm not old!

12.07.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, hearing Bush's Machinehead as generic old rock background music on the AEW All In pre-show makes me feel like the old man I am.

12.07.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I'm the weirdo who moved to the Upper East Side in January and didn't go for a walk in Central Park until today.

12.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can check off 9 of your 10 - no Stephen Graham Jones, though.

12.07.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With this and Superman in the same month, maybe we actually get…wholesome and optimistic superhero vibes?

09.07.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My cat has been refusing to eat her tuna in its normal dish and spot but keeps yowling for it anyway. I snapped and decided to try a different dish, moved into the hall, and...she devoured it. Of course.

09.07.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not likely to actually see it - I'm full of superhero fatigue - but I find myself weirdly emotionally invested in the Fantastic Four movie being a Good Fantastic Four Story.

08.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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