How did I miss World War 3-11?

Hard to get a wheelchair up a flight of stairs...

Wow we'll have one admirable politician in the whole state! I think that's a record for us.

Mine have a button by the driver so when I drop my kids off at school I can open and close the door without getting out (we're not allowed to exit the car during drop off and pick up).

The sliding doors for kids in narrow parking spaces like we have in South Florida... *Chef's kiss*

One of my ancestors was repeatedly trolled by Ben Franklin. I deserve double American points.

Ah yes the song about love and sex from a Jewish Buddhist is a quintessential Christmas tune. I saw him in concert during his last tour. Fantastic show.

You know it's really the holidays when you hear Michael Caine say Fozziwig's rubber chicken factory.

Every single democratic politician should make a video of them saying the exact same thing. Stand together and let them try and come after all of you.

Why isn't every democratic member of Congress recording a video of them reading from the UCMJ and daring Trump to come after them all?

Can we just all do adult adoptions for immigrants at risk of being deported? Would that make them us citizens because their (adoptive) parent is one?

Everytime I see her she looks like she should be in an evening gown cat fighting with Susan Lucci.

Canto 7 in inferno would imply that, yes.

Seems like we need laws to hold deadbeat parents more accountable. For some reason they don't want that ...

You must mean the wizard from The Worst Witch.

My son was a shark for Halloween and every house we went to he would say "candygram" and no one understood the reference.

Being on fire. Not once have I had to stop, drop, and roll.

Closed captioning needs to check itself because Spider-Man would never!

All the sheep. Up the mountain in summer. Down in winter.

Good to know since every time it drops below 70 I wear ETs fit.

Juan Salvador for Best actor

@jamellebouie.net posted a link that worked for me if you're still looking.

I'm guessing some new story from the wsj but I don't have a subscription to read it.

At my small family owned deli the older woman in front of me ordered chopped liver and then pulled out a platter(with napkin doily) and a box of crackers before insisting the kid behind the counter plate it for her. No idea how she planned on getting a loose platter of crackers home.

My oldest used to tell me about the family he lived with in another state before he lived with us. My youngest told me about her old family but they were Black not like us. Toddlers are creepy.

I feel like I have a trade deficit with Congress.

He's wearing an Edgar suit.

Does he understand the clone would be a baby? They don't come out as 80 year old men.

There's another in Cape May, NJ that was finished right after WWI ended. Most of it is gone now though.