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@etienneguidry.bsky.social

English instructor. As the days pass, I increasingly long to observe events on ๐ŸŒŽ from the privacy of a personal orbiter.

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"they pepper sprayed a baby" is the sort of detail that ought to be immediately clarifying for anyone who is still on the fence

10.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an amazing gift, so jealous!

10.11.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do you have ammo?!

10.11.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people are dyslexic, get over it

09.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which ones

09.11.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‡

08.11.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What dickheadedness

07.11.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So elegant

07.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite the fucking headline. Another reminder of why I have embraced this rule: don't Douthat.

07.11.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So well put. I love how he's exposing the absurdity and the outrageously inflamed grandiosity of people thinking they are "the real" and "paradigm" ones in contrast to the hated others.

07.11.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT if you'd let Miss Piggy judo chop you in the throat

06.11.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She's not a good actor

07.11.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's funny about this?

06.11.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Center of Reality: Paterson. Aka, Un-Clifton

05.11.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, what?! Your class sang Dixie every day? What state was that in?

05.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28825    ๐Ÿ” 7012    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 489    ๐Ÿ“Œ 883

Sad

04.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect example of the sadistic and anti-rational nature of all of this

04.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

04.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1942    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I also got sola fide enjoying crypto liberal!

04.11.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LeBron couldn't even play himself caring about his kid.

04.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Assault with a Breadly Weapon"

03.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great ๐Ÿงต! I agree.
It's very tempting to lionize ancestors and historical figures, but I feel that their evil needs to be honestly narrated as evil, just as my/our contemporary evil should be called by its proper name.

03.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person thingsโ€”petting bodega cats, riding public transportโ€”you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

02.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10130    ๐Ÿ” 1830    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

They haven't really seen a person who has a moral compass, so they are confused by him

03.11.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or "what if only one person is elect, but it's Jesus Christ (whispers) *so really it's everybody*" [Karl Barth, and also me]

02.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got Frederick Denison Maurice -- must look into him!

02.11.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Said the 2nd child

01.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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