Stuart Burchett

They’re planning on filling in the potholes outside my local Asda

Turning it off and on again?

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

I thought he was signed as a Cameron Jerome type in terms of experience and impact sub. But he’s starting ahead of two strikers we paid decent money for. And he’s not scoring. Strange.

The New York Times is asking for forgiveness apparently.

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#coyh That Odoffin clearance.

Historic night for Lincoln Red Imps as they defeat Polish champions in Conference League

@sickoscommittee.org Not sure if you know, Gibraltar champions Lincoln Red Imps beat the Polish champions Lech Poznan last night in the UEFA Conference League. It’s the first ever points, let alone win, by a Gibraltarian team in a European competition league phase. gbc.gi/news/histori...

Did the same. Bawbags.

Can we agree that US shoe sizes can get in the bin? Either adopt the UK or European sizes or choose not to wear shoes at all.

@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social I feel that this has opened up a Pandora’s Box of condiment vehicles

For example, it makes it a lot easier to buy illegal goods.

A tidy timeline juxtaposition. #GoCocks

With shorts getting shorter and players wearing their socks higher and higher over their knees, can you envisage a time in the future where you’ll see a PL player wearing a suspender belt instead of shorts with the little straps holding up the thigh high socks? Great for movement.

Another game where the forwards don’t score. The problems start at the front. No defence is frightened of Wells or Yates. It’s very vanilla. Do they just wait for AAH to get fit and integrated? #coyh

I’m cautiously optimistic. It makes a pleasant change to the dread I felt before Stevenage, Donny and Blackpool. I still think the whole team’s outlook depends on whether our strikers decide to score from open play for once.

Fair play. Tough one today.

Well that’s got me excited @flashscore.com

Cutting out the pieces with a blunt pair of children’s scissors

You’ll have even stronger opinions on season 2

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Me seeing Luton’s results in 2025

God no. I’d rather have the Man City u13s coach. And I don’t even know if they have an u13s coach.

Some Borderline decisions there by the sub-editors

It’s on land and not at sea. So it should be the Union Flag Classic.

@sickoscommittee.org I know it’s the middle of a college football Saturday, but can we have a bevel please?

A clean sheet while playing a back 4. Who’d have thought? #coyh

They missed the boos beginning at 15.15

I agree with MB on why they lost today. But it’s almost October and they’ve played well for about 100 minutes this season. Give him until the next international break and then get rid if there’s no improvement. At the moment he can’t get players to play anywhere close to their ability level #COYH

Inter did it at Ajax last night too