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A follow up email hates to see me coming

Don’t call I’m googling types of headaches and the cost of neck braces

I’m watching a new coworker realize—in real time—that the bosses are not in fact on her side

Am I against the Olympics being in Los Angeles? Yes. Am I going to try to buy tickets for events happening literally blocks away from my house? Also yes.

Reading Wuthering Heights for the first time after seeing stills for the new movie is like getting blasted with a shotgun to the chest after seeing someone put on a slap bracelet

Almost said “riddle me this” to my supervisor in a meeting just now. I gotta get out of here.

Netherlands pls invade the US and take all our leaders to The Hague

Experiencing uncomfortable feelings is a natural and good part of life but I think I’m doing it too much

Not a single Bennett sister ever had to have an annual review

Doing a big purchase like flights or hotels non refundable is the kind of risky lifestyle that I simply can’t endorse

My home has yet to reach its Tiffany-style lamp quota

Why does my work always treat the week before Christmas as not only business as normal, but more urgent?? I’m clocked out! I’m using up PTO!!

Opening Apple Music and getting jump scared by the U2 album that was inexplicable put on every iPod and iPhone that one time

Curating specific photos and posters for your contacts gives the same high as rearranging your furniture

Being a lady’s maid sounds like the ideal job. Gossip like an evil vizier, dress like a noble, interact with both peasants and royalty, probably a lil homoerotic.

Sometimes I watch Pirates of the Caribbean just to feel alive

Ordering perfume samples is great because I get to wear the scent “all of them” for a day

Viscerally upset at a show depicting my most irrational fear after a friend told me this exact thing happened in this exact show

All it takes to up at 6am without wanting to die is going to bed at 8pm because you’re so so sleepy

Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on

Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying

My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”

It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much

I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months

I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.

It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend

The thing about British shows is that they’ll only be 3-8 episodes but by god each episode will be an hour long

Museum documentary doing the most to not explicitly call curators all autistic lil freaks (complementary)

When my partner leaves me alone in the apartment, I get to go hog wild (vacuum the carpet with a handheld vacuum, tighten all the bed screws, deep clean the oven)

I hope the two vaccines I just got make me even more autistic