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Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on

Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying

My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”

It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much

I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months

I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.

It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend

The thing about British shows is that they’ll only be 3-8 episodes but by god each episode will be an hour long

Museum documentary doing the most to not explicitly call curators all autistic lil freaks (complementary)

When my partner leaves me alone in the apartment, I get to go hog wild (vacuum the carpet with a handheld vacuum, tighten all the bed screws, deep clean the oven)

I hope the two vaccines I just got make me even more autistic

I admire hobbits because nothing will stop them from hanging out. Sam, Merry, and Pippin end up going to Mordor simply because they wanted to hang out with Frodo.

Please don’t keep me “informed” or “in the loop” I don’t want to know anything

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Let them work sick

The CDC:

Every day I know that government jobs will pay me way more than my current job but the minute I have to format something for government submission, I want to kill myself and smash my computer

Yes I’m mentoring younger female scientists at my job. By telling them to lie to the boss and be more straightforward in emails. And also how to hold a pipette correctly.

How am I supposed to find time for dating apps when I have fruit to dry and cutting boards to oil (NOT EUPHEMISMS)

Gemini: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.

I am gaining lore and context

Whenever I’m forgotten about at a fast food restaurant, I never ask about my food with anger, but with the most pathetic tone ever like “food pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”

Thanks my vulva will be fully fused by the end of the antibiotics course

I’m at the “something is definitely off with my vaginal ecosystem” stage of antibiotics

I’m driving around town with a sick baby trying to get a prescription filled (I’m the baby)

Anytime I watch a Marvel feature, I hope they’re brave enough to kill the titular character

Early mornings are beautiful. But at what cost.

Me on my commute home: I will make soup or roasted veggies for dinner maybe both!
Me 0.2 seconds after walking through the door: chips and cream cheese it is

Wish that was me

wwe needs kissing

Literally do not understand how people join cults that cost 100s-1000s of dollar