David

I used to be a people person, until people ruined it for me.

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

Having a pet is just you asking it "why are you wet this time?" over and over again

The answer is always the toilet because I won't let him use a litter box.

Happy Friday Eve!

I see y'all are conflating industrial ag with farming again.

Bluesky is so toxic and hostile it's just annoying arrogant bullies with no emotional regulation abilities prone to publicly lashing out in anger without thinking through the consequences of their behavior in a way that seems erratic and bizarre

Anyway enough about the CEO

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This is aging SUPER well #FreeLink #StopDownrankingLink

Maybe they got paid off

A bearded man with an adorable white kitten sitting on his shoulders.

Look at what I pulled out of a storm drain.

*me in line at the lation store*

the point of having a comms team, just so everyone is clear, is not only to write better statements than you (which everyone arrogantly thinks they don't need) but also to give others the power to take your phone away when needed, because this is patently embarrassing at this point.

The grandest

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza.

Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military.

They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

Welcome to autumn. Where you start off the day in jeans & a sweater to fight off the chill. Then end the day in a straitjacket bc you're nuts and shouldn't have gone outside anyway.

It could've been an e-snail.

I think what’s most frustrating right now for Black and Indigneous people is waiting for the bulk of white folks to catch up.

At some point the “this isn’t who we are” and “I didn’t have this on my bingo card” has to end and y’all will catch up, right? RIGHT?

WE NEED YOU TO CATCH UP.

Needlessly smarmy an antagonistic. Embarrassing for this platform's CEO to now be in day 2 of this crap.

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated' The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.

My god.

“Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Moregasm

just guess

Dragoons

Just got my Covid vaccine and asked if they’ve been busy. The nurse said they were worried people wouldn’t come in, but they’re getting lots of demand. Good going, herd! Resisting propaganda saves lives.

A photo of Kurt Vonnegut (RIP weird daddy) next to his quote reading "Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you

Counterpoint: Fuck em lol fuck em right in the eyes & ears

we must abolish ICE

the political party that has been dehumanizing trans people, but minority groups broadly are now trying to argue that calling people nazis leads to violence on them. i wonder what they think dehumanizing entire groups of people leads to

Hope you're cozy.

A cat attempting to lay on a step stool but with one leg on a lower step because he's too long for it.