the fang of gore

my ID3v1.1 tags are all messed up on my Killing Joke MP3s

she let me hit because of all my pratfalls

thinking about Executive Action (1973) a lot these days for no particular reason

there are but they are spiritually very different from men’s

“Are there women’s cargo shorts” — a question that just became very important to my kid

if parody was enough it would have worked by now

this is mayor daley (both) erasure

at the airport everyone lower class than me is a bumpkin and a rube and everyone higher class than me is scum who deserve the wall

IG fartin’

a dark souls noun verbed image that says “jury nullified”

samuel taylor coleridge telling his publisher what his new poem is about

arrested at a mcdonald’s in altoona PA is very warren zevon imo

RHCP tribute band called Addicted to the Shindig

costco
kimchee
👏👏 👏👏👏

i just saw alan sparhawk play some of the worst shit i’ve ever heard followed by some of the most stunningly beautiful songs i’ve ever heard. i love him so much

no brunch for you, libs

cabooseica would be a beautiful name for a girl

the great thing about Trap(2024) is that it perfectly captures the experience of trying to find something to occupy your kid for 5 minutes so you can Take Care of Something

Debatable

🤔🤔🤔

o I didn’t think of that because there is a carbon monoxide leak in my home and thus I am even more stupid than usual and wasn’t even gonna bring it up this weekend 🙄🙄🙄

We were FaceTiming and her room was completely dark so when this emerged onto my screen my soul left my body

A graphic that says ABORTION in red letters and IS PRETTY COOL as white text in a blue circle

My kid is making a poster for her English class and I think we need to make t shirts

One image of her with a whip would kill like half of us tbh

Ppl on here repost themselves waaaay too much

And mean!

Good luck to them, I’m hiding under my bed

A white and grey tabby cat with a pink nose and a funny lil mouth, due to missing one third of her teeth. She’s lounging on a yellow blanket and her eyes look very green

Zenobia

Played Dillinger Escape Plan for my kid and she asked if the just “do whatever.” Rekt

My child has developed opinions about Cannibal Corpse