You have to go out there with a little bag of salt and ruin that specific piece of grass you touched. It must die as penance for your sin of logging off and going outside
24.01.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@malcolmdedodd.bsky.social
No #1 Matt Hancock fan
You have to go out there with a little bag of salt and ruin that specific piece of grass you touched. It must die as penance for your sin of logging off and going outside
24.01.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It having nice design is actually an evil trait though, like an inticing looking fruit that is in reality poisonous
23.01.2026 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Really, just let go of that pain you hold inside. Once you do that and act without that self-censorship you notice that your life drastically improves
23.01.2026 21:47 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Continuing from that line about the stench. People are not able to sense whatever you are insecure about or is wrong with you mentally, people are not that good at mindreading. What they do notice is that you are acting in a guarded and odd manner and can't trust or believe in yourself
23.01.2026 21:45 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What is that and what are the unique ways it is evil compared to the other apps?
23.01.2026 05:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0nine one one what is your emergency what do you mean youre being murdered thats illegal people cant do that
This is how modern British politicians see their role as MPs
07.01.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone who uses ChatGPT to name their kid should have custody immediately taken from them
02.01.2026 15:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because the entire tech industry is operating on doing as much fraud as possible before they get into actual legal trouble (and it turns out they have a lot more leeway with this than anyone predicted)
01.01.2026 21:49 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You can really tell he was a lawyer because everything he says is followed implicitly by dozens of footnotes which when you actually read them completely undermines what he is apparently saying
01.01.2026 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is the tension of all social media sites. You are aware they are evil, but you stay out of a sense of loyalty to those you have grown to love and respect on them. You want to believe they can he used for good, but you have to ignore so much evil that exists around you that you tacitly encourage
28.12.2025 20:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of Christians, since the religion began really, struggle with the idea of why there is so much suffering when God has so much love. Meanwhile, MTG sees the Christian God in such a cruel and cynical way that even the most hardcore of atheists probably have a better image of God than her
17.12.2025 22:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is going to backfire when it just ends up radicalising the dumbest students who go along with the main character and see him as being unfairly punished by the world
17.12.2025 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, Trump literally said that Kirk was weak and a loser for getting killed in his assassination. So really this is a case of the dumbest people finally realising what the rest of us already knew: Trump is a catty and bitchy narcissistic bully who doesn't respect anyone
16.12.2025 23:07 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Paul may have been the Beatle who pushed forward music, but he FELL OFF when they disbanded. How could the guy who did Oh Darling also do Wonderful Christmastime??? Some people live too long and embarrass themselves. Big shame he's dead, but a bigger shame he didn't die sooner"
16.12.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In most functioning countries Trump would have gotten a summary execution after January 6th. Hell in most countries he would have been refused to be allowed to ever run again. The Dems allowed this, as did the courts. There is no democracy or rule of law left in the US, none at all
15.12.2025 17:15 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Earthquakes seem fun for the few seconds where everything shakes. The whole "everything collapses around you" part seems less fun though
14.12.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You also have like 20% of the electorate screaming "NO HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FIX THAT THING! GO TO HELL!" and somehow that bloc has disproportionate influence
14.12.2025 00:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Partial twitching diseased rat" does also describe Streeting very well tbh
13.12.2025 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is dialectics in action
08.12.2025 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back in the 80s and 90s, the reason that so many big actors, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, did ADs in Japan was because they got the big payout without anyone locally ever knowing about it and thus having the best of both worlds: the payday and protecting their image and not lowering it
07.12.2025 20:39 β π 92 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because in a very weird way, Parasite is the most genuine depiction of what it means to "pull yourself up from your bootstraps", just they think that the film is something to emulate rather than something that reveals how horribly dehumanising that entire mindset is
07.12.2025 02:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At this point if one asks "did X person see or read this piece of popular work which slates their entire ideology" you can assume that they have, but legitimately missed the entire point
07.12.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being a pedant is a good trait to have though!
29.10.2025 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fair point, I should have worded that slightly better to account for that. I used a slight, and lazy, shortcut there when what I should have said is that the party runs in multiple regions, not necessarily all of them under the same structure
29.10.2025 13:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No it is a nation, but in this context national means something very different and specific in contrast to regional. A national party is one who runs in many different regions, a regional party is one that runs in one certain area
29.10.2025 12:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot about him! But note the word I used, "national party." PC only runs in Wales, it is a regional party. I am referring to someone in charge of a party who runs in England, Scotland, and Wales
29.10.2025 12:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I like how they ignore that he is the first openly gay person to be a leader of a national and major political party in the UK. Like that is a pretty significant thing and it just seems to be overlooked by nearly everyone!
29.10.2025 12:17 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Having a live televised show where all the presidential candidates have to draw 30 clocks in 30 minutes actually sounds like both immensely important vetting and amazing TV
29.10.2025 12:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1The good news is that there is 0% chance of it ever being in anything worth watching π
02.10.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NO JEREMY DON'T DO IT
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