JustElliot

I see Twitter is continuing its Elon induced death spiral

What’s…weird?

You should not do that

If an octopus is making fun of you, it’s a mocktopus.

I was going to give an in depth dissertation on politics and world affairs but then I realized I don’t understand any of it.

Haven’t been paying too much attention lately. Anything big going on in the news?

You know this platform is gaining steam as soon as the sexbots arrived

She is far better than me. I would never dispute that.

If you think you’re better than me…there’s a good chance you’re right

When I look at America I think to myself “Welp, we had a good run!”

Winning!

WebMD just told me to stop being a little bitch :(

*watching porn*

oh man that’s gonna give her an infection

It is. All for a bunch of shit no one asked for.

They’re the absolute worst

This is a win all around

He’ll try to sneak it, remain vigilant!

Banish him forever

May your shelves remain elfless

I am shocked

I’m going to eat turkey again today, idgaf

😂😂😂

“Hey, let’s not sexualize Thanksgiv…”

I see I am too late

Does every day over here have a specific theme or do we not do that here?

There is no ‘x’ is espresso. Stop it right now.

Cross-stitch embroidery ring, with a few flowers, a knife a skull, and the words: "Warning This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times."

This is probably the way to go

Soooooo many bad options to choose from!

Seems like there are way more faces I recognize here than there used to be.