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Christopher Thomas Smith

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sʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ʟᴀᴢᴇʀ sᴩᴏʀᴛ ᴜsᴀ 🇺🇸 2x USA Cycling Cyclocross Masters National Non-Champion 🏅 - aspiring elite relaxer

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Latest posts by helmeteer-chris.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm irritated by this reply. Enjoy GitMo.

08.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you only have freedom of speech if the speech is not irritating

08.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

price of eggs tho 🤔

05.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
sunset at Bde Maka Ska lake in Minneapolis

sunset at Bde Maka Ska lake in Minneapolis

not bad Minneapolis

03.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

conservatives prior to January 20 2025: I need guns to protect myself against tyrannical agents of the government who might infringe upon my civil rights.

conservatives now, with armed and masked agents of the government infringing upon civil rights: fuck yeah! this kicks ass! 👍

02.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

against this proposal 👎

01.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this thread, with regards to this episode

pca.st/episode/0278...

30.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

foreigners should really be avoiding the United States right now

broken country, not safe for anyone

29.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

no, wait, give me another chance

29.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

guys, wouldn't it be hilarious if the first person that was able to live forever ended up being Donald Trump?

so hilarious 🤣

29.09.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I believe in freedom of speech for all.

I also believe that sponsors of sport and athletes are under no obligation to help subsidize messages of hate, intolerance, racism, misogyny and discrimination.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequence of speech.

27.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

did rapture happen? 🤔

24.09.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's really jarring to see how little media attention the assassination of Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their dog Gilbert received in comparison to the notable death of a non-elected leader of a right-wing organization.

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Lazer Tonic KinetiCore Helmet Light, extremely well ventilated and comfortable – and all at a very appealing price

Review: Want good safety credentials, excellent venting, low weight and a good price? Lazer has just the thing…
#cycling

16.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

16.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 12923    🔁 3847    💬 367    📌 366

I got it here for you 👍

12.09.2025 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
photo of me in front of the Lazer Lounge at the Chequamegon MTB festival expo

photo of me in front of the Lazer Lounge at the Chequamegon MTB festival expo

At Chequamegon? Stop by and say "hello!"

I have a t-shirt for you.

12.09.2025 18:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

10.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 24507    🔁 5258    💬 383    📌 152

Flu and COVID vaxxed 👍

Pharmacist asked if I had an underlying condition for the COVID shot and I said yes. He then said "Thanks to RFK Jr for making me ask that stupid question."

Get your vaccines folks. It's super easy.

06.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just heard a rumor that someone snuck a freshwater shark into Cedar Lake 🤔

06.09.2025 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK good. I would hate to see the sport sacrifice the next generation of masters in favor of a bunch of untested and inexperienced juniors

04.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there seems to be an implication that masters racing is not the future of the sport. 🤔

04.09.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This isn’t bad luck or coincidence or predestination.

This is our choice. To live in a nation where our leaders teach hate, and military style guns are everywhere.

27.08.2025 19:32 — 👍 2932    🔁 1294    💬 128    📌 63
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this tweet just keeps being relevant

27.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

pretty much covers it

30.07.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I use chat-rotyourbrain-pt almost exclusively

30.07.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of these things is going to ignite and burn my house down

30.07.2025 17:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's actually been 14 months since my last shoulder dislocation

30.07.2025 17:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that actually does make sense

30.07.2025 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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