Sam

Auggie knew how to party.

Is it bad when you have to say what your job title is when being asked questions in your official capacity?

Looked it up - you’re correct!

There’s a reason my oldest is taking 4 years of German in high school.

I think ol Merrick Garland is too - and we know his allegiance isn’t to anything but the status quo.

But on the other hand I would LOVE to receive a text from a friend saying that about someone I think is hotter than me.

Also my youngest’s birthday! He’s a Friday the 13th baby so it’s extra awesome:)

This was a great great great match. I am so happy Ciampa is getting featured.

Also, just for WB: “Fuck ICE”

On one hand I wish he’d retained - because I am blown away by how awesome he has been on AEW - but I get Kyle having the belt for Australia. Still bummed he lost but that match was so good. I think he made Kyle better in the match and I would love for that to continue.

I also assumed this was common knowledge. Dude has been credibly accused for decades now. Just an all over shit person who could throw a ball real hard.

I was wrong - it’s millions. Over 1M just to Greg Abbott.

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I don’t want to yuck your yum - but the owner of Buccees is destroying women’s rights in Texas. He’s donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to MAGA candidates.

As a Texan I really wish people would stop idolizing a gas station that gets massive tax breaks and uses that to hurt people.

Jeffrey Epstein’s Crypto Cash Grab: How a Predator Funded Bitcoin’s Rise Epstein's $3.5 million crypto investments helped fund Coinbase, MIT's bitcoin research, and Blockstream during cryptocurrency's crucial early years.

So are you a bot, a liar, or an idiot?

Oh, that explains why he spent so much money paying for the development of crypto. He just thought it was cool, the guy who did only evil things obviously did this to help people.

Dude spent millions helping with bitcoin, and you think he DIDN’T do it for illegal stuff?

Yeah, but Jimmy’s favorite pastime is protecting child rapists so…

And is super racist to Pakistani people.

Oh - that’s because the entire point of bitcoin was to pay for little girls without a paper trail. Why do you think Epstein funded it?

I’m ready to celebrate - but only when I see a really big obituary.

Neutral? They collaborated with the Nazis.

AI is the tool of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

Also the cadet master and Sam the photonic being are my favorite characters so far.

I just got around to watching the first episode last night (been busy and worried my wife wouldn’t want to watch it with me). There were definitely a few times where thy didn’t do the obviously easier/smarter thing so they could have issues - but overall definitely a better opener than usual:)

Why was there a ref?

As soon as we brought our oldest home I felt the inexorable pull to watch Hunt at least once a month.

I got ya - yet another win for “tone doesn’t work through text”. I apologize for assuming the worst about you.

Bad news: I missed the deadline:(

Great news: I still got to donate to a wonderful cause and now my oldest knows there’s people he can talk to:)

Also - fuck off you transphobic ghouls. The Onion is a more reputable source of truth.

This is the measure of humanity for me. If you give me shit when one of my kids walks on camera during a meeting, I don’t want to work with you. Additionally if your kid walks on camera I am 100% saying hello!

Children humanize us and remind us to be silly and not worry all the time.

A “left-wing version of ICE” is an oxymoron.

So you have to give 24 hours notice, you have to be the actual member of congress, not a staffer, and you have to do it in the DoJ on DoJ computers.

I’m not saying they’ll bone saw people - but this the belly of the beast without anyone else there to contest the DoJ story.