𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎

thank you for deleting all
memories of the Seahawks
TNF unis.
that is an achievement

that mother fucker, hate that dude!

nigh night

also made epic ginger beef stir fry...I fucking rule

I'm her guys...two gimlets in and a shared bottle of Cab Franc

The Great Toilet Cake Challenge

and an interception with 1:56 left in the 4th! weeeeeeee!

they'll do a buddy cop movie that goes right to streaming with a ton of product placement

LET.
THAT.
SINK.
IN.
PERIOD

I'm not sure I want one, but okay I guess?

"Like" and "Show less like this" is how I navigate the Discover feed

I still want the lawnmower engine Go-Cart from Sears. It looked absolutely like a death and dismemberment machine.

Funny thing in Canada, they call him Tim Horton. Similar to Santa Claus and Father Christmas

a jury of my peers?
12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping... ooooh, I misunderstood the assignment
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YouTube video by weenielongus Norma Tanega - "A Street That Rhymes At 6 A.M."

Norma Tanega
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYOv...

proofed yeast and a pizza dough recipe

When someone askes for "proof"

ugh, okay I guess

yes, a nice couple too! we hang out and watch each other's places when on trips. they watch our cat too. really lucky, we've had good neighbors in the last 3 places we've lived.

anytime

(hobbles over)

"Again?"

👍

daydreaming about all the great soup I’m gonna get to eat this fall and winter

Louvre?

I start with a basic chicken noodle. sets the tone. you don't want to get all crazy with some Italian Wedding Soup out of the gate, you could pull a muscle.

now Anna Molly gone...again?

we lost two tupps, but still keep the lids as a vigil

This is Steve Jobs in hell.
Having to answer that question to everyone after they die.

all I want to do is cocaine here

please, I hope the Louvre heist crew melt it all down and use the jewels like macaroni art on a poorly crafted pencil holder

I keep my guitars out of my bedroom, because I would never leave.