𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎

I mean, the most what-even-the-fuck-were-they-thinking? "production" I've ever seen in animation. honestly, an Ai amalgam would have been less offense to the manga

probably ruined those nice heated seats

they should put up feed bags and horse tack on the walls.

If you say erstwhile to me again, I'm going to slap a cowboy hat on your head and kick you right through these here saloon doors.

A U.S. customs officer having to go through my social media history

fyi, if you are looking for pet adoption info avoid petfinder•com. its been taken over by purina(Nestlé🤮). broken links, scams, and terrible UI along with mass data harvesting to push their products etc. Use your local shelter's site instead, which is what the original petfinder aggregated anyway.

sorry, trying to make my brownies less apPEELing

I curse thee with a stubbed toe on "that fucking coffee table leg again"

"...to learn how humans adapt and keep future crews healthy far from Earth."

spoiler: they didn't adapt or stay healthy

If people I didn't know just showed up and gave the whole federation speech. Then showed me a massive vehicle
(the size of an aircraft carrier) thats a flying small city? I would freak the fuck out. A smaller, a much smaller, ship of like 20-50 crew I think would be less unsettling.

How the Grinch was tempted by the lure of fast money and drugs in the porn industry only to fall in love with a fellow actor that dies tragically before they can escape to live a quiet life in Taos, New Mexico.

🚨Mr. Met has signed with the Los Angeles Dodgers for a record $384m 10 year deal that includes a NIL clause and performance incentives. Mrs. Met has yet to make a statement, but negotiations are "ongoing". Details to follow.

a man with a beard is wearing a hat and making a funny face with the word chug on his face . Alt: CHUG!CHUG!CHUG!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

We've entered the "Passing around physical media to keep the evil corporations from crushing the rebellion" phase of dystopia. Soon, a headband wearing rebel leader will take over "the feed" and say that they have "the disk" that will change everything. And everyone will be "wtf is this shit? lol🤣"

Not my Thin, Not my Mint

so brexit happened, right? where did they all go? was it like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown? what happened to all those people?

my god. I can sell you warez if you bring a Zip! disk.

thx

oooooh shit

Mirvana

don't make me bust out the CAI cookbook from the late 1940's

eat dessert for breakfast and we'll see

My fault, I left the dishes in the sink.

Quote this with an image you have of 2026

comic sans is the marshmallow cream of fonts

James Blonde on Ketamine

Don't be part of the problem.
Be the ENTIRE problem.