𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎

Its amazing what doors open for you when you're famous, attractive, wealthy, marketable, and sponsored.

INNOVATION INVITATION

that is an intensely lonely person looking for any kind of reaction to make them feel seen. closely akin to bullying.

hopefully growing a massive afro and using that banana clip as it was originally intended

who up demolishing they man

Maybe Prof X could just do TED Talks.

Pronouncing mistake like saké

That is some fancy shit!

a woman in a pink sweater and white pants is walking down a sidewalk . Alt: a woman in a pink sweater and white pants is prancing down a sidewalk .

Prancersize™

Pickle Brawl League

Fight, Flight and a secret 3rd think

(oh. oh, no...I'm thinking)

I made a big pot of bolognese to get me through. I'll keep a jar on my nightstand, just in case.

he who smeltgurt dealtgurt

I'm letting it soak

I'm so happy we were wrong about the Seahawks, but what now?
What possible OC could be an improvement over Kubiak?

I've seen this guy outside Costco, near the freeway on-ramp, I try not to make eye contact.

thats just reloading

I haven't watched a NBA game since they let the Sonics get sold away. Now they're drumming up the "ooooh maybe, we'll see 😏" bullshit again. No thanks NBA, we already got the Storm. Take that tanking, bloated ass league somewhere else.

👀👂

a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .

LA: the land of "I'll fight you with my car...I'LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!"

WA is hilarious, they drive the goddamn speed limit in the passing lane

man, these big air crashes are numerous

a man with glasses and a plaid shirt is standing in front of a trailer . Alt: bubbles from tailer park boys exhibiting his mastery of nunchucks

Found it , thx🥰

a perfect black cat sitting on a concrete block retaining wall

#caturday

MACARENA BEFORE ZOD!!!

a woman standing in front of a pile of garbage with a red bag that says united states of america on it Alt: Cheryl/Carol from Archer burning a dumpster with a gas can

The Hero We Need

I love that it comes in a tote!

"FOOD PRISON" in the style of Costco logo

IDK, trying to think of the next worse thing.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Taco Town - SNL

youtu.be/evUWersr7pc

calm before the storm! gotta be outside today for sure