𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎

I want
THE LONG MICROPHONE.

show-er or grower?

Drop a TRIO.

(shows up with my crossfit instructor wife)

"This is my insanely jealous wife, Tracy. You have a 5 minute head start. RUN!"

Max.
Teo almost overshadowed him.

How big was Jesus' dick?

CLOWN HUNGEE

"I want more life, fucker."

"I never slept with anyone who left their shirt on before"

starts at the grimey bottom and goes down from there

Cybertrucks are the Vuvuzela of...um...they are just...uh...related okay?
I'm right. Shut up.

(steals your pen and runs away)

Secret Handshakes the Clown

I am a normal human man. Much similar to

Mark̵̲̣̄ ̴͍̽Z̴̼̀̇ũ̸̥͘c̴̡̝̭̰̭̚k̵͖̾͛̽̌͐è̵̬̭̰̝̣̂r̸̢̡̬͎̔̉̉͂͂ͅb̶̠͖̞͌̃͑ͅͅe̸̙͔͋̿͊̅͗͐͋̈́̐̓̎͌̕͝r̴̬̠̙̱̥̞̻̀͊̊̿̓̍̃͠g̸͎͓̪̣͈̱̼̞̫̗͙̝̥͉̻̅̔͆̂̆̔̇̿̊̆͊͊̑

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Miles to go before I Slėp

A coupon for a "free back rub" or "I'll do the dishes for a week"?

The Bladerunner version of "retirement" sounds kinda nice.

must be italian

I can't pronounce these words

I'm "I wish ibuprofin came in different flavors" years old

you can blaze up and say "dude, I totally wacked it pops! I feel bad now!"

The priest with high-five you.

a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star

I think its more of a melty-hot-radioactive goo blob that gets everywhere and kills and poisons everything. kinda boring compared to a Thermonuclear Boomboom

it looks like middle aged bart had a stroke

sorry about the clown make up

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚘.

he lives in the toaster too

Sorry, I think "For a limited time only" has lost all meaning.

The ladder that raised you.

"Miss Teschmacher!"

I don't want to be out there, with people, doing stuff.
I have a couch.