pack it in guys - thanksgivingโs ruined for me this year
22.11.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
itโs says fake in big red letters - canโt believe people are falling for it
22.11.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
that doesnโt explain why you didnโt show for the seance
22.11.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
happy psych ๐ psaturday
iykyktr
22.11.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
awesome doggo ๐ซถ
21.11.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
21.11.2025 03:48 โ ๐ 84 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
20.11.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
20.11.2025 13:29 โ ๐ 1905 ๐ 156 ๐ฌ 73 ๐ 18
you got beauty brains and talent but I can blow bubbles off my tongue so weโre pretty much even
20.11.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
let me know what you **** ***
20.11.2025 13:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
fuck around?
20.11.2025 12:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
20.11.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 2
hold on hold on you can't say skeet?
it's a sport in the OLYMPICS
bro millions of
people play around the world you're going to tell
me i'm wrong? am i wrong?
what about skeet
ulrich? he played the bubble butt boyfriend in scream doug
grow up bro grow up
19.11.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you think you know the puncher
NO YOU ABSOLUTELY DONโT
19.11.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 429 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 3
no risk it no biscuit
19.11.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
you didnโt know that heโs an idiot?
19.11.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
shut up dork
18.11.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
oh I did
pregnate office supplies arenโt new to me - been paying support for my estranged half stapler baby for 10 years
18.11.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this skeet is cursed
18.11.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
kevin kruse is trying to get us all pregnate
18.11.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Michael Scott
I DECLARE ANARCHY
17.11.2025 23:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the grinch went woke
17.11.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
banger
17.11.2025 22:38 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โI did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.โ
people pay this broad money to write?
17.11.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the best part of the last temptation of christ was when jesus said โfather donโt forgive these motherfuckers for anythingโ
17.11.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
you donโt just add bananas to a regular republic ?
17.11.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Badly wired
bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
Avid eater, skilled cook, occasional baker. Cat lover and sumo fan. Sometimes I write stuff and perform things. Former professional aural courtesan. She/her.
Professional daemon. (he/him is fine)
Whispers and growls on several platform(s). Please, make requests.
MDNI.
https://linktr.ee/VoxSeis
" unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
it's not. "
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. ๐ท๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
Associate General Counsel at the National Treasury Employees Union. Skeets are my opinions and not NTEUโs.
W&_ Law, Dartmouth
he/him
profile image from Openclipart
banner from Grumpy Monkey
Mother to college age twin girls. Bisexual with a long-term girlfriend. Atheist. Anime fan. Casual gamer. Short girl. Auburn fan.
Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini.
South Amana, Iowa
Mental health?
On a recovery journey
Featured in The Lourve Of Bluesky
We will be ok or we wonโt.
Irish & Sudanese ๐ฎ๐ช๐ธ๐ฉ
https://linktr.ee/MiriamBoosh
Just a little guy who likes lunch
Iโm well aware no one likes my posts.
Nonbinary Dad // Author of Crit Awards Best Indie TTRPG Finalist BUMP IN THE DARK // Not as Punk as I Used To Be // Forever Aspiring to be Your Weird Gay Aunt // ACAB // https://lastpinepress.com #ttrpg #fitd #pbta
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco ๐
Pun ๐ธ๐ฝ
๐โโฌ ๐ Mom
Pisces โ
๐Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
๐Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
Founder of Otherverse Games. Transformer Nerd. Ex-Navy. Pro-choice pagan badass. He/him.
Same handle on the Muskhole.
the joker of candle-making @bugsrock.online, one of the greatest minds in web development (jennschiffer.com) and blogging (livelaugh.blog), nyc co-host of robot karaoke (robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
I don't need it explained.
Canadian writer-reporter and floofy dog owner.
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
(I had help with this.)
Terminally out of the loop.
Ramblings of an old, woke woman.
โ๏ธ๐๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ
They/fae, bi, and queer~
Invisible illness, disabled. AuDHD, OCD.
Support: http://ko-fi.com/mx_fee
Streaming: https://twitch.tv/Mx_Fee
#AltTalk - Accessibility info tag.
Accessibility is important to me and I won't share posts without alt text ๐