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Michael Meier

@synthreverie.bsky.social

The synthest reverie you have ever heard.

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Chiefs defense is another reason they are the team I trust the mostโ€ฆ.this is almost fake.

Look at these stats for Raiders for ENTIRE GAME ๐Ÿคฏ

- 3 total first downs
- 0 points
- 30 total plays in 10 drives
- 95 total yards
- 0-7 3rd Downs
- Never reached the RZ
- 17 min TOP

20.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee

16.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 456    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Respect to those who got here first.

13.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31868    ๐Ÿ” 6419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 523    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

The Chiefs are finding their strideโ€ฆ.dangerous

โ–ช๏ธTravis Kelce best receiving day of year
โ–ช๏ธ#1 WR Rashee Rice comes back next week
โ–ช๏ธ130 rush yds/gm over last 3 games
โ–ช๏ธ31.7 pts/gm over last 3 weeks
โ–ช๏ธMahomes almost 1000 total yards & 10 TDโ€™s last 3 weeks

13.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Cam Skattebo on his taunting penalty:

"I got a 15-yard penalty for saying 'first down.'"

10.10.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Chiefs offense has been a rough watch, and I'm not sure they solved any of their problems from last year.

But also: They are 8th in EPA per drive -- ahead of the Rams, Packers, and many others.

I'm going to assume that's the floor of a Mahomes-led offense until shown otherwise.

24.09.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jason Kelce makes his debut with the Marching Ravens on saxophone! ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ

22.09.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

This is...incredible?????

22.09.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2896    ๐Ÿ” 273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

They don't stop elections through popular opinion. They use excuses like instating martial law.

23.09.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mahomes bounces around a muddy pocket like a cartoon cat leaping on hot coals

22.09.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 474    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Ok this was funny.

19.09.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3592    ๐Ÿ” 741    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heโ€™d still have a job.

18.09.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67585    ๐Ÿ” 16223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 539

The โ€˜antiwarโ€™ president today tried to rename the Department of Defense the Department of War.

Canโ€™t make this stuff up.

05.09.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10318    ๐Ÿ” 1880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 553    ๐Ÿ“Œ 127

I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.

04.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25294    ๐Ÿ” 5270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 695    ๐Ÿ“Œ 315

The peace and quiet was lovely!

03.09.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's pretend he's dead every weekend

03.09.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1702    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
The image is a meme featuring Ralph Whigham from The Simpsons being thrown through a broken window. The character is upside down, and glass shards are depicted around them, suggesting they are being ejected from the building. The caption above the image reads, "The kidnappers returning me after a few hours of hearing me explain how every modern issue is a result of capitalism."

The image is a meme featuring Ralph Whigham from The Simpsons being thrown through a broken window. The character is upside down, and glass shards are depicted around them, suggesting they are being ejected from the building. The caption above the image reads, "The kidnappers returning me after a few hours of hearing me explain how every modern issue is a result of capitalism."

29.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F- take

29.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bravo!

28.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Screen time" always has a negative connotation. I'm gonna start saying it like "you know what time it is!"

28.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My spirit animal lol

23.08.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robot flipping a switch on his body from "mad about politics" to "mad about football"

Robot flipping a switch on his body from "mad about politics" to "mad about football"

It's the weekend

23.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2070    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

#mountainlivingproblems lol

22.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's go!! Murray had his own "Flu Game" and played awesome!

16.05.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No... No!!

09.05.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3143    ๐Ÿ” 346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
09.05.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You blew my mind. So right

09.05.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a male loneliness epidemic, is that men have decided to use social media & podcast to be more public about how shitty they are.

08.05.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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