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@littlelaz.bsky.social

silly goose by day, feral autistic swarm of bees with too much ragdoll physics also by day “magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon

120 Followers  |  95 Following  |  599 Posts  |  Joined: 19.01.2025  |  2.0815

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Rockwell painting free speech meme

Rockwell painting free speech meme

“Gif is pronounced gif, not gif.”

04.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im going to guess her new little rule doesnt apply when the person in question is a color that could be run through the wash with bleach and come out looking the same

04.12.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love lamp.

03.12.2025 03:53 — 👍 323    🔁 21    💬 14    📌 1

all i can focus on is how they’ll take these results and use them to find more ways to block democratic candidates

03.12.2025 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so three more years and it’s safe?

02.12.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screenshot showing the post this user is responding to has 666 likes

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i think that legally i have to leave this alone to give this post maximum juju

02.12.2025 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

incredible, one zillion dollar investment

01.12.2025 09:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

meta ray bans hackers have the opportunity to do so many of the funniest things of all time

01.12.2025 09:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fab lab fab lab fab lab!

01.12.2025 09:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the girl friend? not girlfriend? implying the “founder” had one, and ONLY one friend that was a girl? i mean that’s probably more girls than those snowflakes could ever even dream would actually want to hang out with them, so

01.12.2025 09:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

followed, past tense? 🥺

30.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you for your source!! one important thing to note that this is dr VIN gupta, not dr sanjay gupta, however dr vin gupta *was* the chief medical officer for amazon, which is probably just as impactful as if dr sanjay gupta had said this

30.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i should not have taken a sip just before reading this my god

30.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait, like, actually? as in, he said this on-air, or said this on social media or something? either way i seem to have missed it and i NEED to see it

30.11.2025 06:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jerry it’s not your week yet

29.11.2025 07:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when you peaked in middle school but all your weird buddies did too

29.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it would almost be funny to watch them pretend to care about this young woman who should have never been put in DC by this admin in the first place if it werent so fucking sad

29.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when your cult members lack critical thinking skills, you can get a lot of mileage out of whatever excuse you want

29.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

28.11.2025 13:38 — 👍 4159    🔁 672    💬 23    📌 29

don’t slander squidward in this way

28.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You might be [at your kid’s] soccer game, but you happen to look at a few emails,”

gonna guess every time her kid ever looked over at her during a game she was buried in her phone

28.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thats really sad to think that my old phone that was full of so many joyful and whimsical things might be a nazi bot now

28.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my crops are watered, skin cleared, in my lane, moisturized, thriving

27.11.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m in the “better off” part. i know i will be bleeding my parents dry, though, and i’m at the point where if it comes between my medical bills and them losing everything, i’d hope they’d let me push them to choose themselves. i may not outlive them but i’d prefer their remaining years be stable.

27.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

needing to go to the emergency room, or see a specialist or, really anything, it would be more cost effective for me to not have insurance.

there are multiple health professionals in our family that are trying to help me figure out the best route, and we’re all so burnt out

27.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

currently having the dilemma of many of my prescriptions becoming less expensive WITHOUT insurance thanks to the pharmacy i use having automatic discounts for folks without insurance (thanks wegmans🩷)
our family deductible is obscene. if i trusted that i could make it through the year without (1/2)

27.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Alex @winterfrost_wx 
Replying to @stopvaccinating
People died by 40 of preventable diseases and millions of lives have been saved since the Smallpox vaccine, but whatever bro

@BarfBeeblebrox 
Replying to @winterfrost_wx and @stopvaccinating
@grok Is this statement true? Have millions of lives been saved by vaccines?
How many lives would you estimate have been saved?

@grok
Replying to @BarfBeeblebrox @winterfrost_wx and @stopvaccinating
Yes, according to a 2024 Lancet study and WHO data, vaccines have saved an estimated 154 million lives over the past 50 years, mainly from childhood immunizations against 14 diseases like measles (94 million) and polio. Some analyses attribute part of the decline to improved sanitation and nutrition.

Alex @winterfrost_wx Replying to @stopvaccinating People died by 40 of preventable diseases and millions of lives have been saved since the Smallpox vaccine, but whatever bro @BarfBeeblebrox Replying to @winterfrost_wx and @stopvaccinating @grok Is this statement true? Have millions of lives been saved by vaccines? How many lives would you estimate have been saved? @grok Replying to @BarfBeeblebrox @winterfrost_wx and @stopvaccinating Yes, according to a 2024 Lancet study and WHO data, vaccines have saved an estimated 154 million lives over the past 50 years, mainly from childhood immunizations against 14 diseases like measles (94 million) and polio. Some analyses attribute part of the decline to improved sanitation and nutrition.

don’t you hate it when my homie @winterfrostwx.bsky.social throws facts at you, you ask grok, and grok just adds more facts hahahahahahhahahaha

26.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“hey i would really love if we could all just get easier access to (accessibility tool that would be not that difficult to implement and benefit everyone else as well)”

“hmmmm best we can do is death” (◕‿◕✿)

24.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(this is a generic “we” not a my family specifically “we.” my family and i have cut back on amazon to only essentials that either cannot be bought anywhere else or will not arrive in a reasonable amount of time directly from the store website)

24.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah its not ideal for me with my chronic body-falls-apart-at-random issues to have to drive at least 35 mins to get to any store with a wider collection of merchandise than just a 3ft section of the shelf. it’s why we rely so much on online shopping, specifically amazon

24.11.2025 07:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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