Christian Allgood

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with binders and giving the middle finger . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf with binders and giving the middle finger .

Love the Dwight Schrute-esque (shun! un-shun!) crotchety-ification of @hodgman.bsky.social in this piece.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The Connecticut Sun were purchased for 10 million 20 years ago and just sold for 325 million but the league doesn’t make any money so it can’t pay its players

Fuckface Von Clownstick (courtesy of Jon Stewart)

Scott - let me know the best way to connect you to my friend. They can help.

I know someone who does. Forwarding this to them.

Howard Simons: Did you call the White House press office? Bob Woodward: I went over there; I talked to them. They said Hunt hadn't worked there for three months. Then a PR guy said this weird thing to me. He said, "I am convinced that neither Mr. Colson nor anyone else at the White House had any knowledge of, or participation in, this deplorable incident at the Democratic National Committee." Howard Simons: Isn't that what you expect them to say? Bob Woodward: Absolutely. Howard Simons: So? Bob Woodward: I never asked about Watergate. I simply asked what were Hunt's duties at the White House. They volunteered he was innocent when nobody asked if he was guilty.

I follow you because you care so much about this.

Credit to @pantspants.bsky.social

Pants pants comic daily calendar depicting someone with blueprints and the caption: “plotting some light self-sabotage”

Current mood

Took almost exactly the same screenshot

Had to do a double take when I saw him out there.

Cool photo!

Milk Money!

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention.

22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.

Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

And here I stand both to impeach and purge

Why, it contains no king.

Know your parasites #nokings

Ah, just saw your other posts. Amazing! Great seats!

Were you there?

YouTube video by The Novelizers Podcast Sunita Mani, Jon Glaser, Evan Allgood, - Dirty Dancing 12

@evoooooooooooo.bsky.social novelizes Dirty Dancing

youtu.be/APB82c5zmN8?...

This was my favorite place to go when I lived in LA

More Latin Mottoes for Trump-Era Goverment Entities Read the first installment, published during Trump’s first term. - - -United States Department of Agriculture Ad salmonellam “Towards salmonella” I...

Brilliant from @mcsweeneys.net

The Republican Party
“Pareo ergo sum”

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mor...

i hate everything

What about this part where his behavior should have triggered an investigation, but didn’t because he’s in control of the people who would conduct the investigation? That’s not corruption?

The only thing worse than watching the Celtics give away two 20-point leads is having to listen to Reggie call the game

🤡🏒

Ty Jerome is undeservedly cocky

Another Saturday, another 2-goal lead blown 🤦🏻‍♂️ #EVEIPS

15 draws 🙃