Stu M

It’s a choose your own adventure book. Doesn’t matter what you choose though, all ends with infighting and electoral failure

Oscar Isaac says he's 'not so open to working with Disney' right now

"If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great"

(via GQ)

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

"what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable" - the most damning 1-star review of Gorillaz the world has ever seen

Genocide and trans rights purity tests are good actually.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

Mamdani's policies are about increasing affordability, while being pro-LGBT, pro-immigrant, and anti-genocide. Starmer would have to change every policy he's had in government while also developing a personality. He ain't learning shit.

"Taught my kid how socialism works. Let them trick ot treat while i stayed at home, then took all their candy. Socialism 101."

To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.

You can be 1 of 2 types of parent...

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

labour have looked at the mamdani win and the lesson they've learned is 'he uses social media' and not 'he is kind towards immigrants and trans ppl and wants to help the working class instead of corporate donors'.

It’s basically Jersey

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

SAY. THAT. SHIT!

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

Kaiser Wilhelm II, who ruled Germany from 1888 to 1918, viewed other people in instrumental terms, was a compulsive liar, and seemed to have a limited understanding of cause and effect. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/0vC5o8

The War Game is incredible cinema. Won the Best Documentary Oscar, which suggests to me not that Academy voters are stupid and thought it was real, but that they couldn't deny this mf of a masterpiece but couldn't figure out how else to give it its flowers

British Glamour official account replying to Mouldemort with “Better luck next year Jo x”.

The fearmonger-in-chief also had a winge about it. I won’t share her tweet, but this was Glamour’s reply. 💀

These are concentration camps.

Interview Dan Brown about the Louvre break-in.

Had a bizarre experience earlier. In Morrison's and they played The X-Files theme.

Just cutting about the supermarket wondering where the Smoking Man was going to pop out from.

TROY MCCLURE IN THE PLANET OF THE APES MUSICAL, singing “I HATE EVERY AI SEE FROM COPILOT TO CHATGPT”

this appeared to me as an intrusive thought

one of them literally led to an independence referendum which was existential to the existence of the UK what the fuck are you talking about BBC

Live at Your Party Scotland HQ

This isn’t just a symbol of a single Waffen SS division, it represents the entire SS. But it is most closely associated with the SS-Totenkopfverbände (Death’s Head Battalions), which operated the concentration and extermination camps.

Nobody gets this tattoo accidentally. Know your enemy.

Haha, at least they were smart enough not to give personal info to some random data processor