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I guess now we know where some of the Epstein files are stored

And a goof afternoon to you, sir!

Did you get a quote from a climate scientist on how quickly the ice will melt? Much easier to mine without those glaciers in the way

The man predicted the future and he told you exactly how it was going to happen, too

Zuck's donation to the inauguration is paying off!

Now that the Republicans have cut funding can @npr.org and @pbsnews.org stop the both-siderism masquerading as impartiality? I know it's hard to break a 40 year habit, but it is important.

Bravo! Possibly the best department in Baltimore working to make the city safer. Now let's get some more bike lanes and traffic calming!?!

This country is fucked if a bunch of whining NIMBYs can keep roads dangerous for kids walking in their neighborhood

Cars ruin everything around me

Is it related to Epstein-(behind-)Barr syndrome?

Isn't Peter Thiel a NZ citizen now? 🤣

I'm sad you spent most of the last decade obsessed with Hillary's emails and Joe's stutter. You carry a lot of the blame for this

No they won't. And if they do there's a housing shortage in NYC and there's thousands of professionals waiting to move in.

Stop talking about Epstein or next week they'll be 100%!!!!

Is there a Trump tweet screenshot "real or fake" checker? I don't think Snopes can keep up on their own

To be fair, they were idiots for bailing out this asshole

I just heard about the new "get the media to stop talking about Epstein tariffs"

Oh I miss my CB550

Someone asked me why I have an unending font of vitriol for the NYT.

I think it's because of how much I looked up to that paper and the people who worked there. Because of what it represented to nerds like me that got into reporting because of the Times. Now they're soft. It just sucks is all.

Thank god the people I follow here don't think the children deserved this. However, a few have pointed out that Republican cuts to the weather service and NOAA and ignoring climate change will result in more children dying which isn't the same thing

Have you endorsed him for Mayor yet?

Nah, I'm good. I know where you stand.

Coincidentally every Republican's "blind" trust just sold healthcare stock and bought private prison stock.

Got this in my morning email. This is why they win, because they are not ashamed to do propaganda.

"Garbanzo or chickpeas become lentils when the outer cover is hulled" ChatGPT write that for you?

Booo... The joke is garbanzo bean and chickpea! It's funny because a garbanzo bean and a chickpea are the same thing. Jesus fucking Christ! Lentil?!? Fucking children

The term "insect apocalypse" refers to the significant decline in insect populations worldwide ... up to 75% in the past 50 years ... [with] risks to ecosystems and agriculture.

But, sure, some assholes wants to poison more. Let's interview them!

Definitely got loaded up with corporate debt after the acquisition: "In 2014, Del Monte Foods Inc. was acquired by the Philippines' Campos Group-owned Del Monte Pacific Limited in an acquisition deal that cost US$1.67 billion."