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Honey Laura Clark

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Welcome to whatever this is! Blog posts, cat pictures, stuff about movies and food. I'm boring but trying to be kind.

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oh no.

26.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tabby cat looking out a window,

A tabby cat looking out a window,

My favorite guy.

24.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Anti-trans group admits bathroom predator myth is made up
Dec 07 2018 โ€ข Written by Sofia Lotto Persio

Anti-trans group admits bathroom predator myth is made up Dec 07 2018 โ€ข Written by Sofia Lotto Persio

Swimmer Riley Gaines Admits She's Just Using Sports to Make Trans Rights
"Crumble"

Swimmer Riley Gaines Admits She's Just Using Sports to Make Trans Rights "Crumble"

Helen Joyce reveals plans to use fears around trans kids as stepping stone to eliminate
"trans" in public life by Mallory Moore
& transsafety.network

Helen Joyce reveals plans to use fears around trans kids as stepping stone to eliminate "trans" in public life by Mallory Moore & transsafety.network

right wing bigots have admitted

- the โ€œtrans women in bathroomsโ€ issue

- the โ€œtrans women in sportsโ€ issue and

- the โ€œtrans kids getting surgeryโ€ issue

were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY

are you paying attention?

19.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3056    ๐Ÿ” 1704    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

one of the reasons I donโ€™t really like to get into even silly sounding conspiracy theories is that the answer to โ€œfun conspiracy or antisemitismโ€ is almost always โ€œantisemitismโ€

it is the ugly ur-conspiracy at the bottom of most of these rabbit holes

21.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1039    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

17.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13428    ๐Ÿ” 10877    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 602    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1336
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Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference

goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors canโ€™t do www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...

18.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2507    ๐Ÿ” 484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says โ€œarrest their momsโ€

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says โ€œarrest their momsโ€

the US government has arrived on bluesky

18.10.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19895    ๐Ÿ” 4926    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

I really get a kick out of police cruisers with a bunch of descriptor decals like โ€œHonesty. Integrity. Professionalism.โ€ I always imagine a regular guy in a Honda Civic sporting โ€œIโ€™m a good boyโ€ stickers

18.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

18.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20443    ๐Ÿ” 5630    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141

ME: What is with you?

MY CAT FREDDY (looking up from licking the shower curtain and purring): Moi?

17.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35273    ๐Ÿ” 9901    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 563
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Crafts for Assholes Couldn't sleep the night before my surgery, wound up watching bad movies and making these:

More insomniac bookmarks: theahole.tumblr.com/post/7966951...

06.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Movies Pippi Leatherstocking Watched in September, 2025 You've got your highs and you've got your lows.. Bad Times at the El Royale & Curse of Chucky on one hand, Strange Nature & the Yellows...

www.listchallenges.com/movies-pippi...

04.10.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tabby cat lying on his back with his paw over his eyes. Photo by Steve Clark.

Tabby cat lying on his back with his paw over his eyes. Photo by Steve Clark.

Fuzz.

03.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two old Twitter posts from boozy reading as follows:

Dozed off on the couch last night. A kitten climbed on the coffee table and stepped on the remote turning on the record player. Which is why at 2 a.m. I woke up terrified as Billy Joel's โ€œKeeping the Faith" blaring at top volume from seemingly nowhere and started screaming. 

 In my sleep-addled state, I latched on the idea that Billy Joel was in my darkened living room and he was PISSED

Two old Twitter posts from boozy reading as follows: Dozed off on the couch last night. A kitten climbed on the coffee table and stepped on the remote turning on the record player. Which is why at 2 a.m. I woke up terrified as Billy Joel's โ€œKeeping the Faith" blaring at top volume from seemingly nowhere and started screaming. In my sleep-addled state, I latched on the idea that Billy Joel was in my darkened living room and he was PISSED

I just came across this one again and I am proud to announce I now keep the remote to the record player in a drawer.

27.09.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 660    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A tabby cat with all his limbs tucked under him.

A tabby cat with all his limbs tucked under him.

A loaf of Fredward

26.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Teach your friends how to punch

NYAMใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใซ่…ฐใฎๅ…ฅใฃใŸใƒ‘ใƒณใƒใ‚’ๆ•™ใˆใฆใ‚ใ’ใพใ—ใŸใฃโ˜†

28.08.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4088    ๐Ÿ” 933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
9 panel comic

P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre"

In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on

P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background

P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre

P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight.

P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight...

P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW"

P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing"

P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear

P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.

9 panel comic P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre" In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight. P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight... P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW" P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing" P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.

how to be a man

19.09.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1195    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

single issue voter on bulldozing the ballroom on live tv after sanding the names of the donors off

19.09.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 415    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A Tabby cat on a bed in front of a large white person. The cat is looking directly at the camera. One of his back legs and his tail are crossed as they drape across the woman's arm.

A Tabby cat on a bed in front of a large white person. The cat is looking directly at the camera. One of his back legs and his tail are crossed as they drape across the woman's arm.

The Look.

19.09.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The original short story hurt so bad I'm not sure I'll ever be able to work up the courage to read the novel..

14.09.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI suggests I respond to a death threat with โ€œhaha - thanks!โ€

AI suggests I respond to a death threat with โ€œhaha - thanks!โ€

Photo of a gun attached to a death threat

Photo of a gun attached to a death threat

Today in unhelpful AI suggestions

13.09.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3033    ๐Ÿ” 482    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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"โ€ฆand Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.โ€

13.09.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53504    ๐Ÿ” 17938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 893    ๐Ÿ“Œ 775
fanart of beloved television lab mice pinky and the brain. behind them, a painting of earth as seen from space

fanart of beloved television lab mice pinky and the brain. behind them, a painting of earth as seen from space

one is a genius, the otherโ€™s insane

13.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 855    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me being really angry about an AI recipe scam blog: theahole.tumblr.com/post/7946058...

13.09.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time I see a notable media person say something odd about the notable person who was killed this week, I remember how working at CJR taught me many white journalists find it easier to sympathize and empathize with right wing individuals than non-white journalists they actually work with

13.09.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2810    ๐Ÿ” 604    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Crafts for Assholes Got them plastic coats so the fucking stickers don't fall off during shipping.

This is a post both about crafting and insomnia. I added a photo. theahole.tumblr.com/post/7945257...

13.09.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...being racist?

13.09.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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