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Banjo-Ukulele Strummer. Kazoo Hummer. Vaudeville Punk. Good Time Music for Bad Time Living.

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you know what would be really funny?

if people started calling MasterCard saying "I mentioned MasterCard in a Riot/Valorant/League of Legends stream and I got timed out/warned/banned. I don't understand why that would happen. Can you explain it to me?"

08.08.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3467    ๐Ÿ” 1938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I'm old school. Like, yo, if your sandwich isn't a slab of roast beef between two pieces of toasted bread, held with one hand and eaten while you continue to gamble, all so that you don't get your cards greasy from eating meat with your bare hands, it's not a sandwich, it's "meat and bread."

09.08.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My favorite doctor and companion.

08.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Yup, just noticed it for the Valorant stream. Buuut the LoL stream is still free game

08.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it just got worse ๐Ÿฅฒ

08.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Haunted Jukebox #12 (August 2025)

Itโ€™s Friday night, and I find myself obliged, nay honoured, to invite anyone who hasnโ€™t listened to this monthโ€™s frankly stellar Haunted Jukebox to grab your dancing shoes, climb aboard this rockโ€™nโ€™roll express and join me:

www.mixcloud.com/RockinRachel...

#musicsky #radio #DJ #nowspinning

08.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This means Mastercard in particular is actively afraid of people bringing up Riot's connection to them negatively.

I think people should raid Riot's official livestreams and start spamming things like:

"#SaveSpeech from Mastercard!"
"MASTERCARD HATES THIS --> (.)(.)"
"#stopkillinggames"

and more

08.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3973    ๐Ÿ” 2613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

IT'S AFRAID

08.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is what the military is doing to trans members right now.

07.08.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 787    ๐Ÿ” 338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online!

https://yellat.money/
https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online! https://yellat.money/ https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

Let's Keep Calling!

31.07.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19234    ๐Ÿ” 10680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
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"What class is he?" Well, @midimyers.com and I were easy choices but I went with Monster Wrangler and am pretending he views all the friendly monsters as Pokรฉmon, which is, again, a very on-brand situation for Ryan.

08.08.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm finally getting around to DQ3 HD and I gave @rollerryan.bsky.social's character the "Comical" voice which resulted in the EXACT kind of thing he would shout in combat:

08.08.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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August 6, 1960: Chubby Checker performs his version of Hank Ballard's "The Twist" on "The Dick Clark Show", starting a worldwide dance craze.

08.08.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You're probably not reading Opera Magazine.

But they really went for it here, and you should be reading them.

07.08.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Bobby has given so much to the brony fandom by putting on panels like โ€˜My Little Millionaireโ€™ and โ€˜Trivia Trotโ€™ that have been huge hits at cons. Dude deserves every bit of support, help a friend out here ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

07.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lieutenant Chad Bongerson is the most elite special forces man in the country. Heโ€™s saved the President twice and exfiltrated the Emperor of Canada from a dangerous triple cross involving the Saudis. But today, he faces his greatest adventure of all: taking his daughter to meet Santa

07.08.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You canโ€™t โ€œsupport our troopsโ€ by firing them and denying benefits theyโ€™re rightfully earned with more valor and sacrifice than their Secretary of Defense or Commander in Chief ever has or ever will.

07.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œCall On Meโ€ by Bobby Bland was a US #22 hit in 1963. โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ #bobbybland #60s #EveryHitSongEver

07.08.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not Lucifer Sam? :P

07.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if it gets released into the atmosphere ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION?

07.08.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Weโ€™re Through Being Cool: techbros, manosphere influencers, Ancient Greek masculinity, and AI

I wrote about techbros, manosphere influencers, Ancient Greek masculinity, AI, and the way it reframes the political economy of cool for the 21st c

www.its-her-factory.com/2025/08/were...

07.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I love playing murder ballads. The opening of my rendition of Little Sadie, clawhammer style.

06.08.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twink - Fluid [Psych Rock, Pop] (1970)
Twink - Fluid [Psych Rock, Pop] (1970)

Twink - Fluid [Psych Rock, Pop] (1970)
https://redd.it/cz67jq
https://youtu.be/8k3Te0--swI

06.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will get this on day one!

06.08.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"

06.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 806    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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August 6, 1928: Andy Warhol is born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

06.08.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a master of calypso!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiBA...

06.08.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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