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Donate to Support Bryan Guyer and 50501 Protesters, organized by Brad Guyer Help fight for the 1st Amendment. Taking part in the 50501 protests on Feb 5th, 20โ€ฆ Brad Guyer needs your support for Support Bryan Guyer and 50501 Protesters

Be Careful 06/14
Reposting because it will be VERY possible tomorrow.

During the 50501 protests in February, 3 people were arrested in Des Moines, one of which was my son.

Still trying to gather funds to pay the legal fees.
Any help or sharing link is welcomed.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

14.06.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are taking a sledgehammer to everything proper about our government.

14.06.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is the taint rot that Jardiance warns us of.

11.06.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Bryan Guyer and 50501 Protesters, organized by Brad Guyer Help fight for the 1st Amendment. Taking part in the 50501 protests on Feb 5th, 20โ€ฆ Brad Guyer needs your support for Support Bryan Guyer and 50501 Protesters

I don't like asking for help, but need to.
During the 50501 protests in February, 3 people were arrested in Des Moines, one of which was my son.

We are still trying to gather the funds to pay the legal fees.
Any help or sharing of the link is welcomed.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

02.06.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Key & Peele - Loco Gangsters - Uncensored
YouTube video by Comedy Central Key & Peele - Loco Gangsters - Uncensored

Watching the DJIA - Why do I feel that we are in a Orange dye induced version of the Key & Peele Loco Gangsters skit?
youtu.be/XDzpzYzp9HE?...

10.04.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.04.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old orange, yet sickly pale, sweaty saggy smelly putrid dipshit stands with mouth agape and size 54 pants pulled up well past his navel. It's best you cannot see this ugly toilet stain.

An old orange, yet sickly pale, sweaty saggy smelly putrid dipshit stands with mouth agape and size 54 pants pulled up well past his navel. It's best you cannot see this ugly toilet stain.

I held out hope that the Orange Dipshit's history of being a Reverse Midas... where everything he touches turns to shit wouldn't / couldn't hold true for the U.S.
I think I was wrong.
Good thing is - he isn't getting any younger or healthier!

04.04.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could we offer you some of our surplus of stupidity as consolation? We have a nice orange package ready for delivery. If you change your name to South Greenland, we may be able to send a bonus deal.

03.04.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to the Orange dipshit. If anything, the portrait went overboard to make him look less like the taint rot they warn about in Jardiance commercials.
- Just an opinion from a regular art aficionado

24.03.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If the result = Orange Dipshit... Worst ROI ever?

09.03.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Impeach this mofo.

04.03.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15548    ๐Ÿ” 4084    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 355    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215
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Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords (or lies & foreign interference resulting in votes from less than 1/3 of eligible voters) is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

20.02.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s more like it.

16.02.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32259    ๐Ÿ” 3199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283

Wondering what sleight of hand shit is going on in the background while we focus on the sewer gushers Orange dipshit/Elon are releasing.
They can't be that stupid to think firing entire agencies will be a net positive, right?
Is there a real Warehouse 13 being looted?

16.02.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't dismay about Orange turd's confirmations. Last time even the semi-qualified ones were overwhelmed by the stupid. This time the competency needed to navigate the bureaucracy will eat up these sycophants in record time - as the Orange turd will quickly turn on them for their failures.

25.01.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rapid Unscheduled Dissection?

25.01.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Conservative companies - Conservapedia

Conservative company list. Do not purchase from them, but just as importantly, let them know why.

www.conservapedia.com/Conservative...

25.01.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slava Ukraini!

25.01.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living in Iowa - the breadbasket of the US. We have had news of bird flu causing entire industries to cull their flocks since late last year. Orange turd going 'na na na na can't hear you' and muting the CDC/FDA because they bring the reality of bad news won't make the problem disappear.

25.01.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally get that the press is overwhelmed by the firehose of complete bovine feces from the Orange Turd, but don't associate his kindergarten word association with true policy. His full diaper and ego will sway action more than anything Newsom/AOC, etc. does. Beware the 'sane' ones around him.

25.01.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TheBeekeeper

20.01.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people standing next to each other on a plane . ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
20.01.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm torn between being heartened with the knowledge that the Reverse Midas* will likely fail at most things he attempts and I will be filled with countless moments of schadenfreude.
I'm still dismayed he will be given the chance to try.

*Everything he touches turns to shit

20.01.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .

Let's offer some sympathy for those poor idiots that spent thousands to travel to D.C. and won't get to see the inauguration. They are injecting that $ directly into blue area economies instead of buying more flags and snake oil.

18.01.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will it officially be considered a quadrennial trend when the US Capitol will need to have the crap and its smell cleaned up for the 2nd time in 4 years?

18.01.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why is this not our motto/song?

14.01.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Carter Family released photo. Brilliant focusing.

11.01.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm in

31.12.2024 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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