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@isamclaren.bsky.social

Cocktail devotee. Lover of crime. Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made. She/Her

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a woman with a lollipop around her neck and the words iheartkatyperry on the bottom right Alt: Katy Perry is shimmying while wearing a cupcake wrapper bustier.

I'm still going outside! ๐Ÿ˜‰

11.11.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey! Now I can take my shoes off and put on slippers!

11.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess it's Beer O'clock

11.11.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least I got the studs marked. I should be able to finish tomorrow, except for the "putting stuff on shelves" part.

11.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 34F. I'm not going to the hardware store tonight. My son says it's snowing in Charlotte.

11.11.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

charcuterrcane

10.11.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need another piece to install the wire shelving. Because of course there wasn't a parts list next to the shelving in the store.
It's open until 9 but I don't think I have the energy to go tonight.

11.11.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I worked at the grocery, during one pre-snow frenzy, we ran out of bananas, even though it was produce delivery day.

Banana French Toast parties

10.11.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The persimmons were right
๐Ÿฅ„

10.11.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Painting didn't take as long as I thought it would. Now I have to wait for it to dry.

10.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to make the tenderloin roast I made awhile back. But I don't want to set off the smoke alarm when I sear it. It will be less tasty without the sear. Stupid, crappy apartments without an actual, functional range hood.

10.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying it was the fae, but I'm not saying it wasn't.

10.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit. The spackle was supposed to be dry in 30 minutes. It's been over an hour. Still not dry.

10.11.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure I'll feel it tomorrow, but my body isn't protesting yesterday's work. I'm going to do dishes then head to the local hardware store. Or maybe lunch in between so I don't get hangry.

10.11.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was really hoping the sound issue would also be mysteriously fixed. Alas.

10.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DEATH OF A BILLIONAIRE! The world's richest man is murdered. All the evidence points to one of his employees, who must clear his name and save himself from taking the fall. Here's an early review from an unbiased reader! โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’™

#whodunit #mystery #novel #author #writing #crimefiction #writingcommunity

10.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How else am I supposed to find new-to-me music??? Some I like, some I don't. But I'll never know until I try.

10.11.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@shecky.bsky.social I just explained to the kids that it was a real wreck. I was 12 and I remember the news. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The admins were geese in disguise.

10.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bobcat Goldthwaite on blow was terrifying. Richard Belzer was, amazingly, less of an asshole.

10.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anybody want to chip in?
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10.11.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not interested in cocaine unless it's in the restroom of a low-rent comedy club in the 80s.

10.11.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was hot here yesterday. Not sure what the high was, but I had to put on AC and I haven't done that since the beginning of October.

Today, the high is 51 with a low of 43 overnight. I'm so much happier!

10.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, now I'm crying. That song tears me up.

10.11.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Family chat, typos corrected for clarity. 
Penultimate Kid: Oh god. I cannot listen to the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald as 12:30 pm on a Wednesday.
Youngest Kid: Y'all are suffering huh

Family chat, typos corrected for clarity. Penultimate Kid: Oh god. I cannot listen to the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald as 12:30 pm on a Wednesday. Youngest Kid: Y'all are suffering huh

Family group chat from last week. Kids these days ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ

10.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hooray! My computer mysteriously fixed itself!

10.11.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
My hand, holding a glass of Guinness.

My hand, holding a glass of Guinness.

A can of Guinness that has a wintery village scene at the bottom.

A can of Guinness that has a wintery village scene at the bottom.

Happy Guinness Sunday to all who celebrate!

10.11.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A shower will make me feel better but it takes energy but it will make me feel better but it takes energy but

10.11.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@schumer.senate.gov If you cave now and let them reopen the govt without extending the health care subsidies, I will spend every ounce of energy and every penny I have making sure you and your fellow spineless Dems are aggressively primaried and never ever reelected.

09.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going up and down a ladder - even a small 2-step ladder - is working out! I expect to wake up with buns of steel and thighs that can crack a walnut.

09.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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