Lincoln Smith

"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a bit of advice about the books he read at my age and decided everyone should have to be required by law to read also. "

-Great Gatsby (probably)

Honey I Shrunk the Kids in the Hall

a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .

Now convert to pdf...

They're always the first to throw the sub under the bus too.

"Mister! That sub was so mean and didn't teach us anything!"

I distinctly remember these exact brands of TV and VCR in Durham Public Schools

Mr Smith's ideal Spirit Week:
Monday: grey scale

Tuesday: grey scale

Wednesday: grey scale

Thursday: grey scale

Friday: Don't be a dick. We're all just trying to get to February break here

Democracy dies in darkness

The alt text 😂

Have you tried threatening them with a really awkward hug?

Same, just shoveled *again* and am wondering if school will be cancelled for Tuesday also.

...the people were provoked beyond endurance; and they can be justly accused only of resisting a fierce and vindictive soldiery, at the hazard of life.”

- Official Colonial Report of the Boston Massacre

MHS Collections Online: A Short Narrative of the Horrid Massacre in Boston... Massachusetts Historical Society, Collections Online: A Short Narrative of the Horrid Massacre in Boston...

You read it for yourself here

www.masshist.org/database/337...

...the people were provoked beyond endurance; and they can be justly accused only of resisting a fierce and vindictive soldiery, at the hazard of life.”

- Official Colonial Report of the Boston Massacre

it appeared that the soldiers were the first to assault, to threaten, and to apply contemptuous epithets to the inhabitants…
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“It is true, that the minds of the people were greatly irritated, and that some individuals were abusive in their language towards the military. But whenever examination was carefully made...
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A mix of big snow and little snow

Hello? Cassandra here. Remember all those times we AI-resistant educators were warning about this exact thing?

The chamber will now hear from the gentleman from Massachusetts...

#academicsky #philsky #edusky

It's just the latest example of "We're not interested in addressing problems in a way that doesn't further siphon off public money for billionaires."

There is literally nothing AI tools for education do that couldn't be accomplished by simply paying teachers more, providing adequate resources to schools, and reducing class sizes.

This deep, entrenched desire for white men and boys to be edge lords is just baffling to me. Like buddy, you're not the edge, you are the knife.

It has been a long year

This is what my children do anytime I try to play anything 🤦🏼‍♂️

I would buy all of these 😂

"Do you find yourself caught in an endless loop of impending doom?"

This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.

This is my blood

Is it dated 1991?

The existence of a Demi Lovato implies there also exists a more elusive Semidemi Lovato
#musiced