Lincoln Smith

Wow, the designer is truly outstanding in their field...

I'd rather have one that says something like wicked or irregardless

I'm imagining teenagers in the 19th century after a break up, eating a pint of ice cream and listening to Moonlight Sonata on repeat.

Same

Waterboarding, but it's a slow unending drip of emails.

Love getting advice like this. "Hey make sure you get a job with benefits and a good salary. "

Like oh gee thanks! Why didn't I think of that sooner!?

😂

Yes! It will snow for sure!

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch holding a remote control . Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch holding a remote control .

And they have the same haircut as Jim Carey in the Cable Guy

Maybe we'll get a snow day 😂

Literally the hardest job in the world is being a sick teacher mom with sick kids ❤️

Job ads should be like internet recipes with a "skip to salary button."

"Greetings fellow change maker! Are you ready to leverage your skills and expertise to make impactfu..."

*Skip*

$7.49/hr
Masters degree required
*On call, may require some nights weekends and holidays

In fairness, I was not a mom when we worked together

Whether it's playing Born in the USA at rallies or referencing Apocalypse Now, it never ceases to amaze me how often conservatives stupidly parody themselves with pop culture references.

Big hugs from Massachusetts 🙂

"Flex that growth mindset with a deeper dive into AI powered instruction scaled for individualized expected learning outcomes!"

Love the glasses!

You know you're of a certain age when the dentist office is playing Nirvana 😭

Student: 6 7!
Me: *Gasp* 8 10!
Class: ...?
Me: slowly leaning in and whispering...

6 7 ate 9

I never really understood this policy stance. Like... we all agree there should be restrictions on "arms." No reasonable person thinks citizens should be able to purchase grenade launchers, F16s or nuclear warheads. 🤷🏼‍♂️

People who run youth sports:

Meet at a field!
Great! Which fie...
A different one every other week.
?...what time?
Right at your kid's dinner time!
But you have trained coach...
Uncles.
I'm sorry?
Uncles and moms.
But they're paid
No
So why the crazy fees?
For the end of season pizza party!

Yes! You can infuse sichuan peppercorn also to imitate the effects alcohol has on your tongue.

Oleo is a little but a labor of love but you'll really enjoy the syrup you get. They're so delicious!

How to Make Oleo-Saccharum, the Game-Changing Condiment You've Never Heard of Leave lemon peels to sit with sugar and watch as this beautiful, bright and sunny syrup forms. It's great on everything from drinks to fruit salads and pancakes.

These are fun to make and are great for cocktails or mocktails. At the bar I work at we make a lemon cucumber thyme oleo. 🤌🏼😗

www.seriouseats.com/oleo-sacchar...

Nice! Kind of a spicy Paloma

Fauxloma? 😂

Blood born pathogens...

Labeled rectum! ☠️

Tell me there are not enough women working in tech without telling me.... oh... dear god

... and their parents put whiskey on their gums. 😂

Every tyrant in history has sought to stifle criticism of himself and his regime.

But America was founded on criticism.

American democracy was built on dissent.

Every institution, group, firm, or individual that surrenders to Trump’s wanton tyranny invites more of it.