@joshhull.bsky.social
Privilege but it’s believing you still have merit and will earn a living next year
Double space because educated, you fecund troglodytes
05.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old Patriots: The difference between my loyalty to this country and my actions is sciatica!
05.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barbers who hope to retire count on a shavings plan.
05.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this work saved millions of lives in 2021, won the Nobel Prize in 2023, and is cancelled in 2025
05.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 7468 🔁 3043 💬 172 📌 86How do starving people still have internet?
05.08.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your daily reminder that life is worse because you couldn’t be bothered to compel your duly elected officials to try and execute the treasonist.
05.08.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ladies, just because he dances so well that you need a towel, doesn’t mean he can vacuum the floors. - Apostle Thaddeus
05.08.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do we call it pregnancy when “make a living” was right there?
05.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don sucked at pinball though
04.08.2025 11:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just light the fuse and
A) walk away
B) Bee?
Call
Later
I’m
Tired
Watching The Office in reverse for a map of Pam
31.07.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hold on, just perfecting my cupboards that are also dishwashers and sanitizers
31.07.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be consequential. Or suffer the… shit
31.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cliterate, but rarely use my expertise anymore.
31.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now show me drug-free felon staying awake
31.07.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which industries are absolutely crushing it after the felon treasonist child rapist got reelected? Most of the folks I’m encountering on both sides are dismal. I’m not here to say I told you so. No one could have predicted the moral and ethical vacuum we have before us.
30.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re hiring a host to start the arena wave, but for yawns. How convincing are you at your sleepiness? Would you say it’s infectious?
28.07.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Beer that would have been free for all by now. Thanks, fam
28.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We should not have done that
27.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ghislaine FactsSell
26.07.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0South Park but it drives self-preservation votes.
25.07.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Privilege but it’s believing you still have merit and will earn a living next year
25.07.2025 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s 2025. How misanthropic are you?
25.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trust but it’s just believing your government gives a shit about you
25.07.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Insane calves but doesn’t fold laundry
24.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wild that we sit around letting them steal from us, let alone passing laws to make stealing from us legal.
24.07.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s all been downhill since my fontanelle closed up
24.07.2025 04:07 — 👍 75 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0Porn with ad breaks: Not Safe For Wank
23.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You, with your pro tip
Me, with sheepish amateur gratuity
