a Ryan Sandoval

My response to any defense of AI in the arts is “show me something good made with it.” We’re three years in with this stuff and brother, I’m still batting a thousand

Look I was born at night but I wasn't born *last night*

Look I was born at night but I wasn't born *last night*

hey @ticketmaster.com how come I can't get a refund? You emailed me the day before the show claiming the band I paid you to see was still in the lineup but they cancelled shortly after.

irl Tim & Eric

Was too mean to a coworker about his bad jello with carrots recipe cuz he was naysaying pan dulce

You like Naked Gun you like my book

Keep thinking I'm hearing my coworkers farting while I speak to them and it's taking emotional energy to be kind and ignorant of these occurrences but I also don't know if I'm hearing things and they are not farting

Reading John Williams' "Stoner" and am convinced it is deep down a comedy, the incessant grizzledness feels like Nate Small from Achewood

Daffy duck holding cash

Trying to tell if I can trust a Facebook Marketplace seller and seeing this as their profile pic

YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic Symptom of the Universe (2013 Remaster)

Goated heavy metal song youtu.be/wjPvRVJARhU?...

Office admin ladies were talking lurid about someone they knew who "rented to a murderer" then a pariah admin lady butted in & told a very upsetting too long story about someone in Jersey who killed their wife and disposed of body in a woodchipper "on the shores of the lake" and they all went quiet

Tech company CEO resigns after controversy over video captured at Coldplay concert The move comes a day after the company said that Andy Byron had been placed on leave and the board of directors had launched a formal investigation into the jumbotron incident, which went viral.

"Byron had been placed on leave and the board of directors had launched a formal investigation into the jumbotron incident, which went viral."

In other news I am currently writing a thriller novel titled The Jumbotron Incident"

apnews.com/article/astr...

I love this Pee Wee doc, good portrait of an artist

Talking jokes with my daughter in the green backyard on a misty morning drinking coffee with the dog's fur softer because the air

Good stuff

imagine feeding your art to this

Article headline of Hideo Kojima

Feel you my dude

Quote from AP article

Deleted scene from Mountainhead

apnews.com/article/trum...

visited family in San Antonio and on the Riverwalk is one of these restaurants and walking past you could see that all the tables had repeat insults, mainly an older guy with a hat on that said 'viagra____" something or other.

Phoning it in

Dialogue Edit...done.

Complete with references to:

-Stanislaw Lem
-The Sub Pop Airport store
-Wizard of Oz
-The Hobbit
-John Wick
-Air fryers

We're going out with a bang folks

TV Guide Author: Ryan Sandoval

Keep thinking my freelance writer life is behind me but it hasn't even been a full year since my last paid gig that way

www.tvguide.com/authors/ryan...

Learning the unseemly origins of DOS and Microsoft as relates to Gary Kildall and Tim Paterson - "Dirty Operating System" indeed

Give me Skibidi or give me death

Back of a teen book

Front of a teen book

Looks like the ghostwriter has become the ghostwrited

A secret society dude

Birthday breakfast for my mom had a IRL Jesse Gemstone guy in the bathroom

SUBSCRIBE - Finding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery Podcast

i suppose it means something that i wrote a fiction podcast , made all the graphics and put together this website learned RSS and ran a successful crowdfunding campaign, have 1000 subscribers

but it dont mean nuthin without you

www.patterspod.com/subscribe

Boiled corn

Good news all I've solved the world's energy crisis:

I'm simply going to power nuclear reactors with freshly boiled corn that stays extremely hot for some reason way longer than anyone wants

What @kennykeil.bsky.social and me were able to accomplish with GET MARIO'S MONEY is something special.

Check out and support this comic book and other titles DURAG BAT-MAN, THE PEBBLES PROBLEM, and MEMORIES OF A FIEND feat. Raphael by going here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...

FINALLY THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD

A house in an egg

"nice try, Millennials this is also not a source of hope"