My response to any defense of AI in the arts is “show me something good made with it.” We’re three years in with this stuff and brother, I’m still batting a thousand
20.07.2025 09:51 — 👍 409 🔁 46 💬 5 📌 2@ryansandoval.bsky.social
now: 9-5er, technical writer like: horror, sci-fi, westerns, sea epics, spy fiction, cinema talk, videogames, batteries, audio gadgetry and mythology past: wrote TV/animation also make the weirdo fiction mystery pod @patterspod.bsky.social
My response to any defense of AI in the arts is “show me something good made with it.” We’re three years in with this stuff and brother, I’m still batting a thousand
20.07.2025 09:51 — 👍 409 🔁 46 💬 5 📌 2Look I was born at night but I wasn't born *last night*
19.09.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look I was born at night but I wasn't born *last night*
19.09.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey @ticketmaster.com how come I can't get a refund? You emailed me the day before the show claiming the band I paid you to see was still in the lineup but they cancelled shortly after.
11.09.2025 21:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0irl Tim & Eric
05.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was too mean to a coworker about his bad jello with carrots recipe cuz he was naysaying pan dulce
26.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You like Naked Gun you like my book
05.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep thinking I'm hearing my coworkers farting while I speak to them and it's taking emotional energy to be kind and ignorant of these occurrences but I also don't know if I'm hearing things and they are not farting
24.07.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reading John Williams' "Stoner" and am convinced it is deep down a comedy, the incessant grizzledness feels like Nate Small from Achewood
24.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daffy duck holding cash
Trying to tell if I can trust a Facebook Marketplace seller and seeing this as their profile pic
23.07.2025 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goated heavy metal song youtu.be/wjPvRVJARhU?...
22.07.2025 19:05 — 👍 82 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1Office admin ladies were talking lurid about someone they knew who "rented to a murderer" then a pariah admin lady butted in & told a very upsetting too long story about someone in Jersey who killed their wife and disposed of body in a woodchipper "on the shores of the lake" and they all went quiet
22.07.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Byron had been placed on leave and the board of directors had launched a formal investigation into the jumbotron incident, which went viral."
In other news I am currently writing a thriller novel titled The Jumbotron Incident"
apnews.com/article/astr...
I love this Pee Wee doc, good portrait of an artist
20.07.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Talking jokes with my daughter in the green backyard on a misty morning drinking coffee with the dog's fur softer because the air 
Good stuff
imagine feeding your art to this
11.06.2025 01:50 — 👍 166 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0Article headline of Hideo Kojima
Feel you my dude
11.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quote from AP article
Deleted scene from Mountainhead 
apnews.com/article/trum...
visited family in San Antonio and on the Riverwalk is one of these restaurants and walking past you could see that all the tables had repeat insults, mainly an older guy with a hat on that said 'viagra____" something or other. 
Phoning it in
Dialogue Edit...done.
Complete with references to:
-Stanislaw Lem
-The Sub Pop Airport store
-Wizard of Oz
-The Hobbit
-John Wick
-Air fryers
We're going out with a bang folks
Keep thinking my freelance writer life is behind me but it hasn't even been a full year since my last paid gig that way
www.tvguide.com/authors/ryan...
Learning the unseemly origins of DOS and Microsoft as relates to Gary Kildall and Tim Paterson - "Dirty Operating System" indeed
16.05.2025 15:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me Skibidi or give me death
07.05.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back of a teen book
Front of a teen book
Looks like the ghostwriter has become the ghostwrited
05.05.2025 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A secret society dude
Birthday breakfast for my mom had a IRL Jesse Gemstone guy in the bathroom
03.05.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i suppose it means something that i wrote a fiction podcast , made all the graphics and put together this website learned RSS and ran a successful crowdfunding campaign, have 1000 subscribers
but it dont mean nuthin without you
www.patterspod.com/subscribe
Boiled corn
Good news all I've solved the world's energy crisis:
I'm simply going to power nuclear reactors with freshly boiled corn that stays extremely hot for some reason way longer than anyone wants
What @kennykeil.bsky.social and me were able to accomplish with GET MARIO'S MONEY is something special. 
Check out and support this comic book and other titles DURAG BAT-MAN, THE PEBBLES PROBLEM, and MEMORIES OF A FIEND feat. Raphael by going here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...
FINALLY THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD
25.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0A house in an egg
"nice try, Millennials this is also not a source of hope"
06.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0