Chris - drummer

I look forward to you getting it up online.

(‘I got up this morning and it looked lovely out….so I left it out’)

If they’re looking for alliteration, ‘Farage’s Fuckwits’ more like.

It’s a mean Clare Grogan impression, I’ll give him that!

‘Brought to you in association with the ‘Guild of Indoor Pigs’, we are proud to present….

Do I get next to no engagement here because I don’t post much original content, or do I not post much original content cos I don’t get any engagement when I do?! 🤷‍♂️

Regardless, I continue to enjoy the thoughts/musings/work of the great folks I follow here, & engaging on their stuff anyway! 😊

Would look better in the purest green

And Homer Simpson?!!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Funny way to spell Helena Bonham-Carter

That’s just sour grapes…

When Blair was pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes over ‘WMDs’ it was clearly actually ‘Wasp Marketing Directives’.

Alright, calm down Judith Chalmers! 😀

England shouldn’t have had a sniff of this game at the start of the day….then got to a position where we really should never lose it…now realistically looking again like we could lose it! 😬 What a test match.

He let himself go after Paul Daniels died….

Duckett clearly thinks the game has to be over by lunch….good quick knock, but why not just play with a level of sense and just not keep trying the pyjama cricket shots ALL the time…no discipline to give your wicket away like that.

As a much younger man/lad I met my drumming hero, Roger Taylor….fumbling for something to say I blurted out “I’m trying to learn the drum parts from Queen II” - with a reassuring grin he kindly said “don’t worry - so am I”! 😀👌

That is superb! 👏

Disadvantaged in as much as they won’t look like complete twats like those with them?

My GP told me to give up smoking and masturbation. It’s bloody difficult as I’m a 20 a day man…..and I smoke like a chimney too.

She’s raking in money hand over fist

Hello. I am a person in a film or tv drama, working in a police dept, hospital or other private environment and I NEVER turn off, log out, or have a screensaver on my laptop - it is ALWAYS on & ready to go as soon as the lid is lifted or mouse activated, whatever the time of day.

Oh yeah - some lovely AI precision and detail going on 😬

Blimey indeed - using punctuation only once in that paragraph is shocking!

“I’m now more tartare sauce than man”…..that’s a hell of a chat up line.

Britain couldn’t organise a blowjob in a brothel

He’s really just an actor - but one that happened to be a brilliantly entertaining person outside his workplace too!

RIP Hulk Hogan