Geno Crowley

Was looking forward to Zapruder 2: Conspiracy Boogaloo

If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:

I WISH airline pilots would just fly their planes without showing off and doing a fucking wheelie every time they take off. What a bunch of one-trick ponies. D Williams, Donegal

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R.F.K.'s brain worm, giving him information.

Hey @bsky.app it's pretty good on here, but... you really ought to consider revamping your News/Search function and, dare I say it, make it more like Twitter.

WHEN YOU think of the unfathomable size of the universe, aren't all football matches local derbies', relatively speaking? If we accept this as true, it would raise the excitement of every game immeasurably and increase the level of hatred amongst rival fans the world over. Lee Nover, Clifton

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OUTER Space drama makers. Set the fictitious year of your show at least 500 years into the future, thus avoiding your predictions being proved embarrassingly wrong within your own lifetime. Eldon Furse, Leeds

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Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪

SOAP writers. Shock viewers by having your couple at the altar NOT get married. Always make sure that something goes wrong just at the last minute. It happened in Jane Eyre but don't think I can recall it ever happening since. Soapy Bubbles, Walford

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For some reason, seeing Phil with long hair just adds more evidence to my "Phil is Bernard Bresslaw" theory #Taskmaster

A hugely yule-ful Viz Star Letter from the Christmas issue, reading as follows: "If anyone has any elderly neighbours who are spending Christmas all alone, could they let me know as I've got a load of people coming over and I could do with borrowing some extra chairs. And any spare Tupperware wouldn't go amiss, as we always end up with a ridiculous amount of leftovers. Steve Simmons, Burgess Hill"

The Jumbo Christmas issue (Viz 351) is in the shops today, with a FREE 2026 calendar in the middle. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs

PUT a Euro in a supermarket trolley coin slot, then loiter near the entrance. By taking £1 from unassuming customers in return for the trolley and presumed pound coin, you make 12p on each transaction. Repeat until you are arrested, or until €1 is worth more than £1 Harry Dobby, The Potteries

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Deirdre Barlow, hoping...

Can anyone on here tell me if a Roland SP-404 Mk2 sampler is a good purchase, because I've just made it my latest piece of retail therapy

A GLASS full of Marmite topped with shaving foam makes a quite convincing pint of Guinness, and has the advantage of tasting nicer. Barry Carlisle, Froam

Liverpool at night 🌃

📸 Richard Storey

The "I'd Rather Jack" sub-generation

The Ritter Violin bass looks like an actual violin, more along the lines of an early EB-0 than the Hofner style. There's a slim humbucker pickup in the neck, and it's directly output with no knobs or switches. (The output jack is on the back of the guitar.)

Ritter Violin bass

The Shirley Bassey Show (10th November 1979). Les Dawson gives some of his favourite jokes another airing whilst Shirley attempts (and fails) to keep a straight face.

Keep a roll of Sellotape handy in the bathroom to stick any unused pieces of toilet tissue which you pull off the roll by mistake. D. Page, BurnleyKeep a roll of Sellotape handy in the bathroom to stick any unused pieces of toilet tissue which you pull off the roll by mistake. D. Page, Burnley

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This is where I post from

Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr

Pining for the fjords?

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

Floella Benjamin for DG.

Its mentioned in Summer Holiday as well (pictures of the Dean)... that little detail that gives Mike so much depth... I got the impression that he had the capabilities and connections to live a hustlers life

Definitely... He's the best actor of them, and his delivery makes the most of his lines

Not having any Mike slander ever. The supposedly cool/sleazy guy being ruthlessly undercut by his diminutive stature is gold

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