Michael Paul 🐓

a yellow tshirt with the Crazy Taxi logo that says “PRESS START BUTTON”

new shirt

every conservative pundit rn is like “I was also beaten up by a girl when I visited the big city”

real 😐

A plane has hit the second big ball

john “big balls” kennedy has been shot

george “big balls” washington

No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post

they won't stop until they kill our kids. the leaders of their movement see their own unvaccinated children as bioweapons to destroy public schools and force children to homeschooling

the soul reaver 1 and 2 soundtracks ruled

he could join the FBI on the Make DC Safe For Big Balls mission

I kind of want him to get into increasingly higher levels of government to see if they still keep it up

death comes for us all. except for my buddy craig. he’s a 5000 year old demonic entity

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

three men in a car at night on a dirt road, the subtitle says “LEO: Wine! Give me vino, andiamo, more vino! And all the lovely boobies!”

drunk driving

a horse can serve briefly as a boat

the PS5 case for soul reaver 1 and 2 remastered on a now playing stand. the cover art has raziel bent over with one arm on the ground while another arm is held out with the lighted up reaver wrapped around his arm. other characters are in the background.

I have to appreciate the embossed slip cover a final time before it goes back on the shelf

I don't think they could make this game today. Some people would be outraged that they don't show the good sides of racism. They would call it woke trash and a hate crime against white people.

“you couldn’t make this today” has really changed huh

screenshot from soul reaver 2 remastered. the character is standing in a warped hallway lighted blue and purple with blue souls floating around.

the character running with a white sword through a winding brown snow-tinged hallway

running across an icy floor, the character’s reflection shown on the ground, surrounded by marble walls and pillars

raziel standing at the edge of a tall pillar overlooking a large red stone room below

well the second one was more of a chore despite being shorter and easier, but the dungeons were very good (if noticeably less inspired as the game went on) and the story was extremely good. I’m glad I got to play it

I like how with boomers “aging hippie” mostly meant “a hippie with gray hair who sometimes says weird stuff at city council meetings” while with gen x aging hippie translates to “reactionary anti-woke centrist who thinks RFK jr will save civilization”

I saw an anti-elon protest and anti-elon billboard on my drive to rural colorado last week and he’s not even in government anymore lol

tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente: I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me. 11:38 AM • 8/11/25 • 2M Views

heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters

bro it already happened in your city, read your first sentence

a sub to the chest would fix me

Stay salty DC 🔥

yeah “he’s doing it to distract from something” doesn’t mean “we’re distracting ourselves from something more important by talking about it”

the meme where the man holds out his hand to a butterfly. the man is labeled “centrists”, the butterfly is labeled “means testing”, and the man is saying “is this populism?”

Cap’n Crunch ought to be an admiral
by now.

"the most dangerous game" is a very clever book title that throws off the reader's expectations because they assume it's a story about battletoads

FBI guys having to give up their jobs flushing epstein files down the toilet to become beat cops because some nerd got mugged