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feeling extremely vindicated as a guy who has never cared about Radiohead

The current meta is using the "clown" reaction, which still gives them a form of online currency & gives a perverse incentive to be provocatively stupid. Instead, as you say, it should email you their address and the things they are insecure about.

"say ahh" ahh dentist

Persian conservative talking head in the 9th century: "Woke mathematicians have apparently made a new type of math called "algebra" were letters can identify as numbers, and if you ask them which numbers the letters are, they tell you to 'figure it out'. This is only going to confuse our children!"

I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel

Don't be your mom? Easy, no problem. I'm definitely not your mom

I have ascended to a new state of being

I sent my friends an invoice for my time and they stopped talking to me. Fake friends

Timothy McVeigh raised the profile of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building

I think those religions are anti sex bc hyper-religious types & scribes were the uncharismatic incels of their time and they wanted to make women having sex with more than one man a crime against nature. The people who made up the greek gods were obv not losers bc those gods were always banging

I'm glad videogame consoles of the time did not have the ability to recreate the jimmy neutron style of 3D animation that blighted the 2000s. Imagine loading up Spyro and it looked like that

Iconic

Baldur’s trio
Lae’zel & Shadowheart & Karlach | Baldur’s Gate 3

Lae’zel by Frau_Haku
Shadowheart by kristy_che
Karlach by Nova
Ph by Morpheeva Photography

#BaldursGate3 #BaldursGate3Cosplay #Laezel #LaezelCosplay #Shadowheart #ShadowheartCosplay #Karlach #KarlachCosplay

MILO @Nero Follow Men are depressed and addicted and broken because they have nothing to do. They get no stimulation or satisfaction from BS email jobs. I'm telling you, white Americans will love working in factories again. Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker. 5:37 PM • 4/4/25 • 34K Views

Laughing cat pointing

Bros trying to fix alienation from consumption, labor and others with more alienated labor.

this is as close as the modern person gets to the feeling of opening a treasure chest

A photoshop of the classic Dragon Ball fight where Goku flies through Piccolo’s stomach, but with Sluggo instead of Goku

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

All systems of political accountability are being dismantled by bought morons and this dipshit thinks that tone policing and liberal civility politics is gonna help leftists get into office, which is a take you could only have after a traumatic brain injury or being in a coma for the last 10 years.

OK but the Ryobi yeet cannon is incredible

A horror movie about a death metal band that, for once, actually does worship an evil god in exchange for their fame and talent, and the main character is Brian Posehn playing a roadie who gets selected for ritual sacrifice after he drops an amp

i cant imagine how it must feel to be some hot shot arabic scholar that got inspired to join the FBI to catch real terrorists or whatever after 9/11 and fast forward 20 years you gotta investigate property crimes because your boss is a psychotic runt

Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it

Am I having a stroke bc I'm trying and failing to identify even one thing on that plate

mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

They should have just made these live action Disney films rated R. Would have loved to see the Beast call Gaston a little fuck boy and rip his head off

I'm pretty sure that's the point; it's a branding decision used to make it sound better to the consumer. If you start calling it methane then people are gonna be like "oh this is powered by cow farts? gross"