House seats should be voted-on statewide. Enough of this district rat-fuck gerrymandering bullshit. We need to take a chainsaw to every vector of corruption in our field of view, and there are hundreds.
09.08.2025 01:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
One major problem this country has is too many people within the βIβm too rich to stop losingβ class that exhausts everyone and every resource.
09.08.2025 00:57 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
This is bad
08.08.2025 23:24 β π 271 π 113 π¬ 11 π 2
Kim is objectively more interesting of a player than Tom. Toms lives on 3 frets (4 if you count 0) but yes it is more compelling (by design) to see these talents directed towards creating an unchallenging product vs challenging art. The difference between the first half of the 90βs and the end-of.
08.08.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"
08.08.2025 04:48 β π 2318 π 303 π¬ 26 π 4
Just spoke with God! Apparently that secret chord that pleased him so much was actually just a D7#9, like at the beginning of "Here Comes Your Man."
07.08.2025 15:15 β π 280 π 48 π¬ 9 π 3
Exclusive: US Customs and Border Protection arrest 2 women on Alvarado and 8th around 3:15pm. They can be heard saying they're US Citizens. Verified by L.A. TACO.
06.08.2025 23:07 β π 850 π 529 π¬ 50 π 35
Itβs funny how lethargically they get goinβ. Thumbs rollinβ out of the back of a clown car. Mall cops chasinβ teenagers they donβt even want to catch.
06.08.2025 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
06.08.2025 16:41 β π 252 π 35 π¬ 7 π 1
As always, this AI is designed by people who have no human talents or taste. All they know how to do is throw unprecedented levels of money around to force people to obey their bad ideas, which is not a talent.
06.08.2025 07:48 β π 84 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't understand this tweet, I'm trying to. We didn't like her policy, we didn't vote for her because we didn't like her policy. And your takeaway is "y'all need to learn politics is policy".
It looks very much like... you need to learn that...?
06.08.2025 05:49 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
05.08.2025 23:44 β π 19549 π 4639 π¬ 251 π 164
Nutso stuff. Like nutso times. Stupid as hell, incoherent times.
06.08.2025 02:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They keep saying how great it is and all Iβve ever seen is monsters eating spaghetti. Theyβre just pitchmen, nobody has ever told a story worth telling via AI. Artists are artists BECAUSE THEY LIKE MAKING THEIR THINGS.
06.08.2025 02:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain peopleβHow much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?
04.08.2025 23:46 β π 18914 π 6253 π¬ 747 π 1058
It can only be Kings whose very name expresses
what is most vile and low, who dared to arrogate the right
of reducing to slavery men made like themselves, whom
nature had made free.
"The King of Spain furnished you abundantly with
arms and ammunition. Use them to tighten your chains.
β’ β’ . As for us, we have need for no more than stones and
sticks to make you dance the Carmagnole. , β’ ,"I
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antees. Guard your liveries and your parchments. One day
they will serve you as the fastidious titles of our former
aristocrats served them. If the King of the French who
drags his misery from court to court has need of slaves to
assist him in his magnificence, let him go seek it among
other Kings who count as many slaves as they have sub
jects.
"You conclude, vile slaves as you are, by oHering us
the protection of the King, your Master. Learn and say to
Casa Calvo [the Spanish Marquis] that republicans cannot
treat with a King. Let him come and you with him, we are
ready to receive you as republicans should. , , ,"
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men. The British and the Spaniards could not defeat it. All
they could oHer was money, and there are periods in huΒ·
man history when money is not enough,
"That was the style, the accent of Toussaint and his men. The British and the Spaniards could not defeat it. All they could offer was money, and there are periods in human history when money is not enough."
The Black Jacobins, "The Rise of Toussaint", C.L.R. James
04.08.2025 22:17 β π 76 π 24 π¬ 2 π 2
Beyond parody. The entire world order must collapse. You canβt really course correct when this is your media environment.
04.08.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What in the fucking fuck my guy.
04.08.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff
20.04.2024 10:08 β π 479 π 58 π¬ 11 π 2
04.08.2025 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bill Burr Says βCNN and Fox News Are a Fβing Disease,β Fires Back at βHorribleβ Conservatives Bashing Him as βWokeβ: βTheyβre Racistsβ and βCowardsβ
Bill Burr says the conservatives calling him "woke" are "racists" and "cowards."
You don't need a Joe Rogan for the left. What we all need to do is take Bill Burr's lead. Every time a Republican goes after him, he doesn't debate him. He just insults them and tells them to go fuck themselves. We don't need one person to do this. We should all just do this.
31.07.2025 23:10 β π 6500 π 1527 π¬ 0 π 134
Oh god oh fuck
04.08.2025 01:47 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
4 me, leaving the cesspool that Facebook became was harder. Leaving Twitter was relatively wrote then. Leaving bluesky will be even more so, eventually. Itβs a great lesson that a βnormal happyβ life is just spent running from the worst of humanity and ignoring it for as long of stretch as possible.
04.08.2025 00:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts
Canβt believe JNCO is doing a βKevin Smith has great jeansβ ad campaign
04.08.2025 00:04 β π 687 π 81 π¬ 17 π 8
obvious these guys flock to catholicism to worship the church itself. the hierarchy and its institutional power. they look at the protection of child rapists and see a god who actually protects its flock here on earth. who cares what's inside, real power is controlling the container
03.08.2025 21:33 β π 156 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0
so much of american fascism is just Dark Woowoo. they just inverted everything, it's a pallet swap. eg they're religious but not spiritual
03.08.2025 20:59 β π 705 π 86 π¬ 6 π 4
Point Break is just Berserk
03.08.2025 06:16 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
My country, America, yearns for freedom
03.08.2025 03:07 β π 2783 π 463 π¬ 11 π 1
We will not forget what ICE was used for. It needs to be burnt down and burried.
03.08.2025 02:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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